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DeLay's Dancing Debut: Ass-Shaking, Lip-Syncing and Air Guitar

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Tom DeLay made his much-awaited (by TPM, at least) Dancing With The Stars debut last night, turning in a not-altogether-embarrassing rendition of the cha-cha-cha, with a lot of hip action.

DeLay, dressed in an all-brown outfit with sequined leopard-print trim on the vest, opened up "Wild Thing" by wailing on an air guitar and then lip-synced throughout the whole thing. His partner, Cheryl Burke, wore a skimpy red and leopard-print outfit -- not what you'd call "conservative."

He was stiff but not terrible, and the judges gave the pair a 16 out of a possible 30.

One of the judges, Carrie Anne Inaba, said the performance was "surreal" but told DeLay he has a "natural grace."

He even did an extra, entirely unsolicited ass-shake for the judges.

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As Burke (who we interviewed about the experience a few weeks ago) said on the show, "A lot of sexy hip shaking is not up his alley."

DeLay and Burke also danced a Viennese waltz.

In a recap of their rehearsals, DeLay seemed to be struggling, telling himself, "C'mon, DeLay."

"Going left for me is absolutely outrageous," he said, but added, "I'll vote with the Republicans and party with the Democrats."

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September 22, 2009 11:57 AM   

Why isn't this corrupt asshole in jail?

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September 22, 2009 12:18 PM   

He's a Republican! It's OK!

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September 22, 2009 12:28 PM   

Man, I don't care what your party affiliation is, this is just a huge cringe-fest. Prissy? Whoobooy.

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September 22, 2009 12:54 PM   

Sort of a WTF moment, aint it.

What possibly could have possessed him to do this?

Reminds me a little of Blago doing his Elvis stuff.

Weird, weird, weird.

Also, why isn't Delay in jail?

Oh year:

Current Status of the DeLay indictments
While Earle recently announced that he will not be seeking re-election, he stated that, "There are particular cases pending that are enormously important to this state, this country, and democracy itself. If they are not resolved during the forthcoming last year of my term I will offer my assistance on those matters on a pro bono basis to my successor."[25]
Earle is continuing to pursue felony money-laundering charges against DeLay and two campaign associates.[26]

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September 22, 2009 2:03 PM   

Dawg, lost my lunch on this. Is this what America watches at night? Damn, Osama may have a point...

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September 22, 2009 3:42 PM   

One right two right three right - (read lips move 0 and not in time to the music, I might add)
"NO nO NO I will not dance on the left!!!!"

What does he mean needs to get into his feminine side? I feel it hard to believe he sees some of the most sexy/masculine guys out there hardly are touching their feminine side. Maybe he needs a re-education is what masculine really is.

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September 22, 2009 4:26 PM   

Nice eye job Tom.

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