It is way past time for someone to do some behavioral research and find out what makes these conservative shitheads get up in the morning. I honestly think devoting your time and breath to conspiracy ideas this stupid has a deeply rooted cause in human brain chemistry. The armed forces of America are a completely socialist organization right down to the healthcare ..... as are the local police and fire departments, as are public schools and libraries. What the hell are these poor souls REALLY afraid of? If we knew what causes this behavior we could do a better job of quieting it down. Answering their bullshit with logic just gets so tiring.

What's he getting at? Public roads and schools are gay because they are paid for from one big pot of money? Gay money has cooties and he doesn't want it making passes at his straight tax money?

Is this the kind of stupidity that home schooling and authoritarian fundamentalism has wrought?

Somebody needs to send him this. He'd be on it 100%.

A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?"

Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city, there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God.

Rep. King needs to study his Bible. It took Moses 40 years to lead the Children of Israel to the Promised Land because that's about how long it takes for a generation to die off.

So it is with the remnants of the once grand ol' party. They'll have to die since they cannot accept a black president, equal rights for all citizens (including women, browns, blacks, gays, immigrants, non-Christians, etc.)let alone a government that puts a premium on health care, education and climate change rather catering to big bidness or fomenting phoney wars that bankrupt the economy and sully our nation's reputation.

So let's be kind to these folks cause they are breathing their last and will soon expire due to a long list of hideous and terminal pre-existing conditions.

I'm confused. I thought we were pushing for gay marriage because it's a straight line from there to legalizing bestiality and incest! (And that's why we're pushing all that hetero porn that's really all gay porn.) Why didn't I get the memo about the new socialism plan? How I am supposed to keep our secret agendas secret if you don't share them with me?

To be institutionalized due to Metal illness is defined as being a danger to yourself or others. I think this qualifies.

Also, to get a drivers permit in any state one has to pass a written exam. I guess there are no written exams on the constitution to be a congressman or senator. Someone should look into that.

As long as Republicans keep associating socialism with good sane values and policies, eventually people will associate socialism with good sane values and policies. Oops! I'm just sayin'...