And Elway thought McCain only needed a field goal to win the presidency with about 10 days left in the campaign. In reality by that point McCain and Palin needed several Hail Marys and a Reverse Flea Flicker to catch up to Obama.

http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2008/10/24/john-elway-mccains-field-goal-to-victory/

I wonder how many millions in tax dollars will be wasted in Colorado because of police being sent on wild goose chases by false alarms because of this video?

I do know one thing. Don't pay cash for an airline ticket. That immediately makes you suspect.

I learned that five years ago this coming March. I got an email from my brother that my mom was near the end and I should get home ASAP.

I was out of the country. I went to a travel agent, he bent over backwards to get me a flight home the next day. I paid cash for the flight change fee and was in the air less tha 24 hours later.

man, when I got into the States, you'd have thought I was Osama bin Laden or Whitey Bulger.

A travel agent in the States told me to never pay cash anymore for a ticket, especially when you're flying on short notice. It Immediately flags you.

I suppose it's understandable on some level, but when you explain why your travel plans changed so abruptly, I still don't believe ordinary Americans should be treated like Whitey Bulger or Osama bin laden, especially not when it is our taxes that pay the salaries of the people who treat us in such a manner.

This video, no doubt, was well intended. My hunch is it will result in a whole of tax payer money getting wasted on wild goose chases.

John Elway as anti-terrorism expert: Because anyone who can read an NFL 3-4 defense obviously has what it takes to figure out Al Qaeda's next move.

In the wing nut world, this makes perfect sense.

You guys missed Elway's best lines: "The terrorists are a lot like the Oakland Raiders - loud, unshaven, smelly and violent. They can cause great damage, but because we've got a game plan, we can stop them before they attack. For example, if they come with the safety blitz, we throw the quick slant. If they clog the box with 8 and stuff the run, we pass over the top. If the Linebackers are too close, play action. We won the Super Bowl and we can win the War on Terrorism. Thank you and good night!"

You can have one when you get in the Hall of Fame, like a real He-Man ... such as John Elway, king of the Terrorist Fighters.

Elways terrified of Joe Montana. And rightly so!

Ya know if you don't know the playbook, ur al-Qaeda. If you don't wear my favorite brand of men's musk, you're al-Qaeda. If you never took steroids on a dare; you're al-Qaeda...
9/11 was an inside job. al-Qaeda was created by the CIA.