
New York Times columnist, three-time Pulitzer winner and bestselling author Thomas Friedman compared Afghanistan to "a special needs baby" on CNN's Fareed Zakaria GPS today.
This is nation building. This is nation building 101 in the most fragmented country in the world. Fareed, we're talking about Afghanistan. And we're talking about America in the middle of the great recession. I feel like we're like an unemployed couple who just went out and decided to adopt a special needs baby. You know, I mean, that's really kind of what we're doing. And that's like, whoa, y'know, that terrifies me.
The author of "The World Is Flat" has a reputation for confused metaphors, but still...
Here's the video.
theWalrus
December 6, 2009 2:56 PM
"Friedman Compares Afghanistan To 'Special Needs Baby'"
Hmmm. Projection.
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MarkAtl
December 6, 2009 3:10 PM
Who is this guy. For that matter, who are these pundits and what made them so smart? . Did you notice that they are almost always wrong?
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MarkAtl
December 6, 2009 3:10 PM
Who is this guy. For that matter, who are these pundits and what made them so smart? . Did you notice that they are almost always wrong?
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Msinformed
December 6, 2009 3:16 PM
That's it...not having plenty of dough is what "terrifies" Friedman. Over-rich shill.
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KingElvis
December 7, 2009 4:11 PM in reply to Msinformed
I always was confused about Friedman. Never could make sense of what he really was trying to say...
That is until I found out his wife was a billionaire. Suddenly it all made sense.
He wants awesome new airports and great wifi reception. And no labor unions.
Pretty much sums up Tom.
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lump1
December 6, 2009 3:25 PM
OK, I think that comment is not just completely unproblematic, it's also quite insightful. And if anybody is confused about this: It's absolutely OK to remind broke people to not be adopting children with special needs. They should absolutely not. Where's the problem? Are people upset that he's right?
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tiowally
December 6, 2009 3:33 PM in reply to lump1
Of course people are upset. They're all aware of the prophecy: The day Tom Fried-man is right about anything the end is nigh.
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Bill E Pilgrim
December 6, 2009 6:44 PM in reply to lump1
So how do you think a resident of Afghanistan feels being called a disabled child? Or all of them, en masse, being called that?
To me it looks like the United States is going to send soldiers to a country to wage war and send bombs to demolish places where combatants may or may not be hiding, obviously killing a certain amount of civilians in the process, because they often do.
The world can argue back and forth about the merits of such a move of course, but to characterize waging war as "adopting a disabled child", a plan whose only flaw is that care and feeding of the disabled costs a lot of money--
Yeesh. If you can't see what's ridiculous, offensive, and just plan stupid about that then I don't know what to add.
The day Thomas Friedman writes anything "insightful" the world will die of shock.
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Matt Jones
December 6, 2009 7:57 PM in reply to lump1
He's almost right - he omitted the part where the child in question is special-needs because somebody (namely us) spent most of the last three decades beating and shaking it, and then abandoned it until it lashed out.
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Msinformed
December 7, 2009 10:52 AM in reply to lump1
The "special needs child" was created by the prospective adopters,,,and now it costs too much? Wanker.
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badsin
December 7, 2009 12:48 PM in reply to lump1
YO ASSHOLE!!!
MONEY OR A JOB DOES NOT MAKE ONE ABLE OR WILLING TO TAKE CARE OF A SPECIAL NEEDS BABY.
THERE IS PLENTY OF EVIDENCE IN THIS WORLD OF PEOPLE WITH THE MOST MONEY HAVING THE LEAST WILLINGNESS OR ABILITY TO HELP OTHERS.
SORRY BUT YOU ARE A CLOSED MINDED FOOL.
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greylox
December 7, 2009 2:18 PM in reply to badsin
**Jeeeeze, people. We already have a great example of one unemployed female taking care of a special needs child (Sara Palin). How's that working out?
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ilovebacon
December 6, 2009 3:29 PM
Friedman may as well compare Afghanistan to Trig.
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Why oh why
December 6, 2009 3:31 PM
Nevermind the "special needs" part, but imagine a baby raised by Thomas Friedman and Fareed Zakaria, and how much he would hate America as an adult. Now that is terrifying.
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sailmaker
December 6, 2009 3:32 PM
And why is Afghanistan a 'special needs baby'? Maybe something like 'some countries need to be hit up the side of the head with a 2 x 4"? ?
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Hey Obama - Get in the Fight!!
December 6, 2009 3:38 PM
Come on now, let's not all gang up on Tommy. He apologized on the Daily Show last week for being a loudmouth re: Iraq. And he was downright brilliant on Charlie Rose 2 weeks ago. He's still got some important things to say if we can get over the tendency of all liberal bloggers to rip him to shreds.
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CityGuy
December 6, 2009 5:00 PM
Personally, I'll give him another Friedman Unit to apologize for this remark. Now that's cutting the man some slack.
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Chris Weagel
December 6, 2009 5:25 PM
Friedman is a pig whose noxious theories of globalization justified our corporate overlords' destruction of the American working class and my state of Michigan in particular. I'd love to see him bludgeoned in the head with a riding mower until he was on par with a Special Needs Child but I'm afraid it'd be a short show.
I have no patience for the patronizing of the ultra-wealthy Lecturing Class telling my why I should enjoy being their slave.
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commie atheist
December 6, 2009 10:13 PM in reply to Chris Weagel
I'll hold him down while you run over him with the mower.
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Viva!America!
December 6, 2009 6:04 PM
Geez, I hope Palin doesn't think this is about her.
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MichaelD
December 6, 2009 6:41 PM
Shocking and tasteless as Friedman's analogy is - and I agree it could have been stated more genially - his point is a good one. This country has no business taking on such a problematic situation that will be costly, time-consuming and has little chance for improvement. We are already going into debt for the Iraq and Afghanistan wars to the tune of $10 billion per month. That amounts to $1.2 trillion over ten years, almost exactly the amount that reforming our health care "system" is projected to cost. To continue this expenditure - not to mention the loss of lives - is folly on the same scale as Friedman's unfortunate example.
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Bill E Pilgrim
December 6, 2009 6:49 PM in reply to MichaelD
$10 billion dollars per month and mass loss of lives is folly "on the same scale" as a couple adopting a special needs child?
I agree with your first sentence entirely, but I'm completely baffled by that last one.
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CoolSmartGuy
December 6, 2009 7:20 PM
Hey, Special Needs Friedman,
Suck.On.This.
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CoolSmartGuy
December 6, 2009 7:24 PM
Also, btw, three Pulitzers explains why the MSM is going down the tubes.
Imagine if he was actually correct about anything.
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CoolSmartGuy
December 6, 2009 7:24 PM
Hey, Special Needs Friedman,
Suck.On.This.
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mjshep
December 6, 2009 7:36 PM
Get over Friedman's unfortunate and politically incorrect choice of metaphor.
He's absolutely right on the substance. This is a situation that will require enormous amounts of time, energy and special care and we just don't have the money, energy or focus to do it when beset by problems of our own of once in several generations magnitude.
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commie atheist
December 6, 2009 10:12 PM in reply to mjshep
In what way is intervening in an ongoing civil war (one that was in full swing when the Soviets invaded 30 years ago, by the way) like a special needs child?
In no way. The point is not that the metaphor is unfortunate or politically incorrect. The point is that it is WRONG. We will never change anything in Afghanistan through force. We are basically fighting half of the Afghan populace while trying to prop up the other half. The only thing that may possibly work is negotiating with the Taliban and trying to negotiate a settlement. What we are doing now is not going to work.
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midnight rambler
December 6, 2009 10:30 PM in reply to commie atheist
Actually, I think your description is incorrect as well - it's more appropriate to say that we're supporting a group of corrupt feudalists against a group of oppressive feudalists, and the bulk of the populace wishes all three parties would just go away and leave them in peace.
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commie atheist
December 6, 2009 10:41 PM in reply to midnight rambler
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/virginia-moncrieff/taliban-support-increasin_b_150115.html
YMMV.
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wial
December 6, 2009 9:05 PM
And so Western Paternalism reaches its final absurd height.
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commie atheist
December 6, 2009 10:06 PM
Tried to respond to Ruthless Pragmatism Sucks above, but unsurprisingly TPM wouldn't let me (still waiting to hear back from you on why I can't set up my blog...hello? Hello? Anyone there?):
Such as? Perhaps you could give us an example. The reason why "all liberal bloggers" have a tendency to rip him to shreds is because he is..
ALWAYS.
FUCKING.
WRONG.
And he is wrong not only in the content of what he says, but also in the godawful style in which he says them ("the world is flat"??? Give me a fucking break). And no, Afghanistan is not like a special needs child: It is like a country we invaded 8 years ago when the entire world was on our side, then left, allowing it to descend into anarchy, while the Bushies fulfilled the Neocons' dreams of beating the crap out of Iraq, with Friedman's full support and approval. So fuck him sideways.
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tommyo
December 7, 2009 9:10 AM in reply to commie atheist
Why is Friedman treated as some sort of serious thinker? Why are this fools opinions lent credibility by being given a public platform? Incredible.
Who cares what this idiot thinks?
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sean
December 6, 2009 10:42 PM
God, who watches these natural history museum dioramas, 'Newsies bellowing from the Tar Pits', anymore except for the usual suspects themselves?
Sad.
Someday cable experts will discover Cokie and Stephie's bones in the remains of the Newseum of Unnatural Journalism and postulate post modern man was unusually small and hairy...
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DICKERSON3870
December 7, 2009 12:03 AM
RE: Friedman Compares Afghanistan To 'Special Needs Baby'
MY COMMENT: Imagine the uproar if someone compared Israel to "a special needs baby". Oops, I guess I just did!
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picaroon
December 7, 2009 12:55 AM
The best way to 'pacify' Afghanistan would be to take a fraction of what we spend killing civilians and destroying what little infrastructure is left after 30 years of U.S. instigated war and expend it providing the Afghan people with what they lack which is EVERYTHING. And then get the fuck out, all the way out, and quit propping up another vicious venal comprador puppet government. But shucks, that would spoil a lot of good business for the usual crew, as well as disrupting the eternal guns and drugs nexus, not to mention fucking up the pipeline.
And yes, the world is round, it's Freidman's head that's flat
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An Outhouse
December 7, 2009 9:33 AM
Special needs baby? Hardly. More like a person who was mistakenly sent to a psychiatric hospital and lobotomized. By the U.S., Saudis, and Pakistan. They built a new cold war weapon called Islamic extemists and now they're trying to control it. Woops!
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wendy davis
December 7, 2009 9:37 AM
I hate translating for Tom, but on This Week, I think, he was talking about the cost of more war in Afghanistan, as opposed to the needs in this deepening recession. He said a broken American economy increasing war spending in a questionable cause with a questionable outcome was "like a couple with no jobs adopting a special needs child." Then he repeated the shorthand on Fareed, apparently, since he does like quoting himself inordinately.
How's that globalization workin' out for us now, Tom? Oh, right; fine for the global/American corporations and Wall Street.
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Msinformed
December 7, 2009 10:59 AM in reply to wendy davis
The military industry is our biggest jobs program...evah!
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lamonth
December 7, 2009 12:45 PM
why does the media continue to shoot themselves in the foot by allowing snake oil salesmen like mr. friedman to fill the airwaves with his views without asking him tough questions
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Tosh
April 2, 2010 8:51 AM
this guy is really something
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jibran_pcc
July 25, 2010 3:56 AM
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