The Daily Show With Jon Stewart is back from vacation, and the host isn't pleased with what the News Fairy left for him: Michaele and Tareq Salahi. Jon Stewart takes a look at the crashers' dinner photos and focuses on the real outrage -- "[Michaele]'s feeling up the Vice President! I can only assume the Secret Service are somewhere between her hand and his nipples." Watch the video below:
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Correspondent Jason Jones also discusses how he managed to get into the dinner because he's a 'white man in a tuxedo with a hot blonde wife' and showed his photos, including a rather saucy one with Rahm Emanuel.

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Kenneth Thomas
December 1, 2009 11:26 AM
Actually, I thought Wyatt Senac's segment on US health care refugees in Mexico was a lot more significant.
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JNagarya
December 1, 2009 8:18 PM
In view of the fact that these two publicity whores will do anything for attention, and then lie about it, I wan't them given wall-to-wall coverage when it is conclusively substantiated that they are manipulative liars.
And then charge and prosecute them under the anti-terrorism laws. And broadcast THAT trial wall to wall.
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CityGuy
December 1, 2009 9:16 PM in reply to JNagarya
Yes prosecute them. "Publicity Whore" is almost too kind for these slick operators. BTW: They most definitely ARE invited to Congress later this week for testimony.
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JNagarya
December 1, 2009 9:30 PM in reply to CityGuy
Yes, they are invited to talk to Congress. Once they are done talking to the Secret Service, which they vociferously "respect". But the content of which "conversations" they can't reveal.
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bracken
December 2, 2009 9:00 AM
I have a feeling we're going to see more of that blonde hair waving and toothy leer on talk show after talk show. You're going to see more, that is: I don't have TV.
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bracken
December 2, 2009 9:08 AM
Considering the very up-close and personal body contact Mrs. Salahi was able to achieve with a world leader or two, it's only just without the realm of spy fiction to consider what might have been taken, or left, in the interaction. The immediate and comprehensive posting of pictures on FB also sends a message to SOMEONE in the world that unauthorized people got to the President and VP. The thing can be done. Makes me shiver, folks.
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chard
December 2, 2009 9:52 AM
My only concern is whether the same people responsible for this idiocy, on the WH end, are still in their jobs ten days from now.
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