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After Fox News happily concluded that recent snowstorms debunk global warming theories, Stephen Colbert followed the network's example: 'It is dark outside,' he said, so 'we can only assume the sun has been destroyed.'

He continued: "It's only a matter of time before the mole people emerge from the center of the earth to enslave us in 'Forevernight.' Thanks a lot Al Gore."

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Jon Stewart also talked global warming on the The Daily Show, and provided important data about the cooling pattern in New York City from August to February.

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Find out why Fox News buried Al Gore's book in snow here.

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February 11, 2010 10:08 AM   

Anybody else notice this headline in Raw Story this morning?
"32 dead in Brazil heat wave."

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February 11, 2010 10:31 AM    in reply to Stan of the Sawgrass

I saw that too. It's irrelevant, of course. First, because the wing-nuts who actually believe climate-change denialism couldn't find Brazil on a globe; and second, because the rest of them just don't care.

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February 11, 2010 10:54 AM    in reply to EastWest

Er, I think you mean it's irrelevant because local weather systems have nothing to do with global warming. I know this because I saw it explained in very simple terms on the Daily Show about 30 seconds ago.

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February 11, 2010 1:24 PM    in reply to superking

Actually, one of the predictions of climate change is a weakening of the Gulf Stream, which is what causes snowstorms to regularly occur in Texas and Kansas but then swing north by the time they get to the East Coast. This is obviously a one-off thing, but if it becomes a regular occurence - lots of snow falling between Boston and Virginia, and north of that cold but no snow - it's perfectly consistent with global warming models. Incidentally, it will also lead to coolling of Ireland, Britain, and other parts of northern Europe.

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February 12, 2010 12:11 PM    in reply to midnight rambler

Google Atlantic Conveyor for some more info on that.
We're not just talking cooling in the British Isles and Europe.
We're talking an ice age.

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February 11, 2010 10:40 AM    in reply to Stan of the Sawgrass

they only care about the "evidence" that supports their point of view anyways

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February 11, 2010 11:20 AM   

Not sure if I got the tag right, but this is the link for the Brazil heat wave story. Useful to bring up when your winger friends start blaming winter on Al Gore.
Forgot it was the WaPo-- it's become a habit to forget the WaPo.

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February 11, 2010 11:27 AM   

Countries outside of the the North American Continental United States don't matter.

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February 11, 2010 12:10 PM   

Conservatives revel in our incredulity that they can be this fucking stupid.

It's just more of the immature "Heh, I made a liberal mad, we win! Durrrrrr." bullshit. The animus is on full display with our fucking retard trolls here.

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February 11, 2010 12:11 PM   

All hail our gracious Mole Overlords!

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February 11, 2010 3:25 PM    in reply to sean

I, for one, welcome our new mole-like masters. Prosperity in Forevernight!

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February 11, 2010 12:25 PM   

This shameful swipe at Al Gore by Fox News feels far more insidious than any of their normal political ambushes. As opposed to lambasting a political philosophy, they're attacking science and proven fact here. What's more, they're ridiculing decades of tireless work by thousands of scientists, men and women from around the world that have rightly articulated a climate change in our planet. Hey, sorry Fox, that "Global Warming" doesn't work hand-in-glove with your entourage of mindless catch phrases like "Death Tax" and "Clean Coal" and "No Child Left Behind. It's simple morons: global warming leads to climate change, which leads to new, and often intense, weather patters. Duh. And there's no disputing the weather in this country—whether rain or sun or snow—has been working the edges of the historical bell curve. What if a network ran a story about how most of the prophecies in the Bible have never come true? Would it, therefore, be "a bad day for the folks that wrote the bible?" Someone should sue Fox over this. Seriously.

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February 11, 2010 2:37 PM    in reply to jcfinsf

How many more decades and billions of taxpayer's dollars are you willing to propagandize this unproven AGW theory?

I say stop with this nonsense. People are sick of it.

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February 12, 2010 12:10 PM    in reply to globalwarmingscam

News for you kiddo - in that same period of decades, energy companies have spent Hundreds of Billions to propagandize against the steadily growing body of incontrovertible evidence that human activity is contributing to changes in earth's climate.

You should do like the FBI.
Follow the money.
I suggest you use Exxon-Mobil's profit-loss statements as a starting point, then extrapolate to the whole industry.
(Don't forget that US taxpayers have spent a lot of money so the US Gov't could assure political stability in the areas that oil companies needed to be able to operate.)
Then continue on to gas and coal providers.

You will find an enormous amount of money.
So much money that it's BIGGER THAN BARACK OBAMA'S BIGGEST-HUGEST-EVER DEFICITS!!!1!!

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February 11, 2010 1:41 PM   

See how reinforcing ignorance works to the advantage of radical conservatives?

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February 11, 2010 2:07 PM   

You really have to look at it from the perspective of the right. They see the end of days coming, so who really cares if the earth is warming up. The end of days drives much of the philosophical sludge that they dump on themselves. Why do you think they support Israel so much? The Jews are supposedly the ones who kick off the end of days with war. The rest is just b.s. drummed up by fox, limbaugh, etc who are just cashing in on the ignorance of the right. The right always has to have an enemy, and the bigger the enemy the more insane they become.

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February 11, 2010 2:41 PM    in reply to concerned parent

So the Jews are causing global warming? Is that your position? Please clarify.

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February 11, 2010 3:02 PM    in reply to globalwarmingscam

A really sad attempt, no wonder the right is so confused if this is how they think.

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February 11, 2010 2:56 PM   

It seemed to be denier debunking day in the reality-based media yesterday, and I'm glad. Too many even among us who accept what the the science is telling us can't explain why the deniers are wrong and don't understand the basics. To that end, among the debunkings, I recommend the opening segment of last night's Rachel Maddow with improbably basketball buzzer-beating shots and Bill Nye the science guy. The "snow disproves global warming" claim falls apart for both statistical and climate science reasons.

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February 11, 2010 3:01 PM   

"...can't explain why the deniers are wrong and don't understand the basics."

Can you explain the "basics" to us, please?

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February 11, 2010 3:04 PM    in reply to globalwarmingscam

Just ask a child in middle school, they could probably explain it to you.

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February 11, 2010 3:05 PM    in reply to globalwarmingscam

You mean, explain more than has already been explained in this thread?

You mean, if it were, explained you would listen?

You mean, on the infinitesimal chance that you would listen, you would be capable of understanding? Now that is what is unbelievable.

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February 11, 2010 6:01 PM    in reply to farnsworth

Minister of Finance: Here is the Treasury Department's report, sir. I hope you'll find it clear.
Rufus T. Firefly: Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child could understand this report.
[aside to Bob Roland] Rufus T. Firefly: Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it.

—Groucho Marx as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup (1933)

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February 11, 2010 5:36 PM   

Nice one, Colbert. A winter storm says as much about the climate as the market closing up or down a couple points on a given day says about the year's economy.

And really, Al Gore's theory? Seriously? The guy spends a couple years presenting the extremely simplified bottom line of results from people gathering the data and doing the math since the 50s, and they're spinning it as HIS theory?

Ironic that the people who don't believe we're related to animals seem to be the clearest evidence that we are.

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February 11, 2010 11:19 PM    in reply to know_your_unknowns

They want it both ways with Gore. They want to credit him with the science behind AGW, but they also mock him because they think he said that he created the internet.

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February 12, 2010 10:50 AM    in reply to know_your_unknowns

I disagree. The Fox News crowd HASN'T evolved from the apes.

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February 11, 2010 6:28 PM   

Only thing funny about this dink Colbert is his freaky-looking ear that sticks out on one side of his dorky head.

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February 12, 2010 12:40 AM    in reply to Sailormarlowe

I am stunned by the efficiency and eloquence of your refutation of every point Colbert has made. You have shown the entire philosophy of the left to be a sham, and ensured that America will march onward to a bright future where everyone can have all the cookies they want. We, the devil-worshipping America-hating pedophile liberals of the world, salute you.

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February 11, 2010 9:54 PM   

Pity - they had Samantha Bee "in Australia," and they didn't have her report on the seriously frightening weather they had there last year.

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March 12, 2010 2:57 PM   

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