
At the intersection of political paranoia and old-fashioned, clinical paranoia you'll find microchips. Tuesday, we brought you the story of a Georgia woman who appeared before lawmakers debating a microchip implant ban and testified that the Department of Defense had implanted a chip in her "vaginal-rectum area."
But the specter of forced microchip implants, or human-chipping, is no laughing matter for the lawmakers in eight states who, over the past several years, have presented bills to ban the still-essentially-hypothetical problem. Three of those states (California, Wisconsin and North Dakota) have passed legislation.
Last week, the Georgia House Judiciary Committee approved the state's implant ban bill after hearing from the woman with the alleged DoD implant. It now moves on to a full house vote, and appears to have a decent shot of passing (the bill already passed the State Senate). One of the implant ban bill's biggest backers, State Rep. Ed Setzler (R-Acworth), told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that the measure was "proactive." Human-chipping is "such a profound violation of one's privacy, and we want to do something before it starts being enacted on the fringe," Setzler said.
"The technology exists, it has been approved," Donna Yeomans, legislative assistant to State Senator Chip Pearson (R-Dawsonville), one of the GA bill's co-sponsers, told TPM. "The Senator feels it impedes our constitutional rights."
The motives for confronting a problem that doesn't actually exist yet are varied. Opponents of human-chipping worry about cancer, privacy issues, employee rights and, in some case, Judgement Day.
Back in February, Virginia Delegate Mark Cole (R-Fredericksburg), who sponsored an implant-ban bill, told The Washington Post: "My understanding -- I'm not a theologian -- but there's a prophecy in the Bible that says you'll have to receive a mark, or you can neither buy nor sell things in end times," Cole said. "Some people think these computer chips might be that mark."
In a statement on his website, Cole says that while microchip technology is in its "infancy" it is "here and is being used." Virginia, Cole says, should be proactive and head-off potential problems regarding microchips. His bill eventually died in a State Senate subcommittee.
While he maintains that the religious objections to human-chipping are valid, in an interview with TPM, Cole expressed regret that blogs and The Washington Post had seized on his comments on the religious motivations behind his ban. "I think its reasonable for us to try and get ahead of the game," Cole said. "Regardless of your objections [to the bill], you should have the right to have the final say as to what goes in your body." Cole has no plans to reintroduce the legislation.
When Missouri was considering its own microchip ban in 2008, State Rep. Jim Guest (R-King) told the Columbia Missourian that the bill was aimed at preventing employers from mandating chips as a requisite for employment, even though no Missouri companies were then engaging in the practice. (Presumably, none have done so since.)
CASPIAN, a group dedicated to preventing and educating the public about unwanted microchip implants, says on its website that there is a "focused effort to promote human microchipping" going on right now. Among in the evidence of that effort cited by the group are: 1) the appointment of former HHS Secretary Tommy Thompson's to the board of VeriChip, a company that make human-embedable radio-frequency chips 2) a question posed by then-Senator Joe Biden (D-DE) during Chief Justice John Roberts' confirmation hearing. "Can a microscopic tag be implanted in a person's body to track his every movement?" Biden asked Roberts, accoring to AntiChips.com. "There's actual discussion about that. You will rule on that -- mark my words -- before your tenure is over."
In a report released on their website, CASPIAN claims to have reviewed research and found "a causal link between implanted radio-frequency (RFID) microchip transponders and cancer in laboratory rodents and dogs." The group says health claims alone are enough to demand an end to human-microchipping, before it even really starts.
Katherine Albrecht, who runs CASPIAN and hosts a daily radio show called "Uncovering The Truth," told TPM that some states don't go far enough in their legislation, because they restrict their bans to "microchips" specifically, and do not ban other, potentially chip-less, tracking technologies.
Albrecht acknowledges that in her line of work, she often encounters people like the woman in Georgia, who believe they have been implanted with harmful microchips. Only one ever turned out to be a real case: a woman whose husband managed to stick a dog-tracking chip in her.


Perm Dude
April 22, 2010 8:43 PM
And she never ran away again.
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glblank
April 24, 2010 3:38 PM in reply to Perm Dude
Why not just use an implantable shock device
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barrelhse
April 24, 2010 11:41 PM in reply to glblank
Or maybe a vibrating device?
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Hyla Brook
April 25, 2010 10:07 AM in reply to barrelhse
I bet if the chip that Georgia woman had implanted in her "vaginal-rectum area" vibrated she wouldn't be complaining.
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Leon Kowalski
April 25, 2010 10:45 AM in reply to barrelhse
Frayed knot, Bill O'Vibrator has a patent on that one ...
...it must be true, I read it on The Intertubes™ ,
LK
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Johann
April 26, 2010 10:35 AM in reply to Leon Kowalski
Sounds like a good business opportunity here.
The "identification" and "removal" of microchips implanted in humans.
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Mary Alice
April 24, 2010 5:49 PM in reply to Perm Dude
Audible laughing here......
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Peter Principle
April 22, 2010 9:41 PM
Well, of course Eric Lach thinks the problem is "hypothetical" -- his chip is working.
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expat46
April 22, 2010 10:01 PM
I understand that you can use a microwave oven to destroy the RFID's embedded in paper money.
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Matt Jones
April 22, 2010 10:56 PM
What's next? Will Georgia ban cotton-poly blend clothes because Leviticus 19:19 says that it's bad? Or maybe require everyone to have an emergency plan for the Rapture... Sheeesh.
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jeffgee
April 24, 2010 5:57 PM in reply to Matt Jones
And sequester the unclean women when they're menstruating.
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bibimimi
April 25, 2010 1:34 PM in reply to jeffgee
'Off to the hut with you. See you in a week'.
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tbirdalum
April 22, 2010 11:36 PM
With all the people and children going missing in the world, would this be a good way of tracking them or as an extra tool to be used with an amber-alert? Just a thought. How about letting it exist for those people who would like to use the technology for their own reasons?
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goldiera
April 24, 2010 11:47 PM in reply to tbirdalum
That idea leads to a very slippery path. Who decides? We already have GPS on our phones, many vehicles are equipped with same....it is a choice made by individuals. Look at the law just passed in Arizona giving police unprecedented powers to request proof of citizenship from any "suspicious" individuals. In Nazi Germany, it started with Jews, then Polish, then Gypsies....who decides?? Be careful what you wish for, it could one day be applied to you.
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fkaZk0sm0
April 26, 2010 9:22 AM in reply to goldiera
huh. i didn't realize that the nazis let the jews, the polish, and the 'gypsies' decide for themselves...
or are you saying that cyanide-based pesticides should never have been allowed to be invented because sometime in the future there might be nazis who would use zyklon-b to commit genocide??
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sillycita
April 23, 2010 3:25 AM
"Regardless of your objections [to the bill], you should have the right to have the final say as to what goes in your body."
unless you're a woman.
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bibimimi
April 25, 2010 1:35 PM in reply to sillycita
Burn!
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Perm Dude
April 23, 2010 11:54 PM
Or if you want a chip, for that matter.
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bluestatedon
April 24, 2010 3:02 PM
But can I implant a chip into the chickens I'm using to pay for my MRI?
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bvd
April 24, 2010 3:38 PM in reply to bluestatedon
Only someone with a chip already implanted in them thinks bartering chickens for medical care is a funny concept.
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Mary Alice
April 24, 2010 5:17 PM in reply to bvd
I think it's hilarious and I have no implanted microchips, unless......................
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sean
April 24, 2010 3:03 PM
"Regardless of your objections [to the bill], you should have the right to have the final say as to what goes in your body."
It appears Virginia Delegate Mark Cole (R-Fredericksburg) is very pro gay rights...
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SpiderPig
April 24, 2010 3:03 PM
Put as many chips as you want in me! They'll NEVER catch me since I have on this handy aluminum foil hat I just made! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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GayIthacan
April 24, 2010 3:11 PM
Um....
It's 'Judgment" - not "Judgement".......
Just sayin. :D
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acanuck
April 24, 2010 4:30 PM in reply to GayIthacan
Judgement is perfectly acceptable. Just sayin'.
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elkins
April 24, 2010 4:39 PM in reply to acanuck
It's judgment. I know some places say that judgEment is acceptable.. but then again they also say that Nookular is an appropriate pronunciation of a word..
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Leon Kowalski
April 25, 2010 10:54 AM in reply to elkins
Idiot W. Son's administration is guilty of massive nookular proliferation.
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Mary Alice
April 24, 2010 5:25 PM in reply to acanuck
Never argue over certainties. When all else fails, look it up in your Webster's. It says either or. Judgement is always the correct choice in Great Britain.
smartypants
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barrelhse
April 24, 2010 11:46 PM in reply to Mary Alice
Look THAT up in your Funk and Wagnall's!
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MrSmith1
April 25, 2010 8:02 AM in reply to barrelhse
The new chips will have spell check.
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JEP07
April 25, 2010 8:37 AM in reply to MrSmith1
only if they administer a chock for every mispelled word (OUCH!)
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chameleon
April 25, 2010 8:56 AM in reply to acanuck
Both are acceptible but the preferred form in america is without the. I believe they still spell it Judgement in Great Britain and its colonies.
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dumdedumdum
April 24, 2010 3:31 PM
I'm going to get my microchip implantation rolled into my new belly button piercing! or maybe a nipple would be more appropriate....
Best bumper sticker I"ve seen in a while: "In case of the Rapture, can I have your car?"
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glblank
April 24, 2010 3:40 PM in reply to dumdedumdum
Or more appropo, will God find you at Rapture if you remove your chip?
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unknowncitizen
April 24, 2010 3:43 PM in reply to dumdedumdum
Apparently that bumper sticker is superfluous (except in California, Wisconsin and North Dakota). With a chip, you'll be able to claim title without the bible thumpers consent, all right before you're enveloped by a sea of fire and your skin is roasted from your bones. Hope there's something bitchin' playing on the sound system.
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midnight rambler
April 24, 2010 4:35 PM in reply to unknowncitizen
OBVIOUSLY you're going to correct your THOROUghly mixed up reading of Revelation. You'll actually have a full seven years to use the car between the Rapture and the whole lake of fire bit. Granted, you'll be tormented by boils, human-headed locusts, etc. during that time, but you'll have a car!
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barrelhse
April 24, 2010 11:49 PM in reply to midnight rambler
Just keep the windows rolled up and you'll be fine. Believe me, I've done this before.
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unknowncitizen
April 25, 2010 12:39 AM in reply to midnight rambler
Damn, again my dismal attendance and focus at Bible study rears it's ugly head. Human headed locusts? For real? Only through grace can we learn this stuff!
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Leon Kowalski
April 25, 2010 11:01 AM in reply to unknowncitizen
> Human headed locusts? For real?
Yes, six-legged Repugnicans with faux tanned faces.
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unknowncitizen
April 24, 2010 3:35 PM
I just wrote my state legislators and asked them to resolve that there are of course NO current laws prohibiting employers from making the compulsory insertion of item/s below one's epidermis a condition of employment.
This way even when the anti-chip crazies get their way, wholesome, customer focused employers will still have the constitutional right to insist on important productivity enhancers like time release stimulant implants, or a blood alchohol activated laxative/vomit inducer implants.
Oh and it's too bad the government's socialistic tendencies and the bible make this "chipping" so dangerous to real Americans, if Bible churches alone were allowed to install them upon their members being "saved", we would be able to tell who to evangelize and/or hate so much easier.
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johnnydoughey
April 24, 2010 3:43 PM
I've heard that there is a move to implant such devices in convicted sex offenders, which would lead me to believe some amendments will be made in some of these proactive states.
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AnnieW
April 24, 2010 3:47 PM
Come on. These chips are a great idea. All citizens & legal immigrants would have them and voila, the problem of illegals would be solved. Without them you couldn't work, buy products, use our schools, our emergency rooms or the five million other things people are freaked about, etc. Right? Right?
/sarcasm off
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elmoor
April 24, 2010 4:58 PM in reply to AnnieW
To make a really convenient-- and pretty cool looking- why don't we just have something tatooed on our wrists. Like a bar code or a number of something. Now THAT would be cool! Never have to carry a wallet again. Think of the FREEDOM!
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unknowncitizen
April 24, 2010 3:52 PM
State Senator Chip Pearson (R-Dawsonville) "The Senator feels it impedes our constitutional rights."
Chip is against micro chips? How's he feel about the Cal Highway Patrol. Nice work laying off this, Eric. I know you were tempted. Happy to oblige.
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Frankly_my_dear
April 24, 2010 3:59 PM
Anyone who saw The President's Analyst when it came out knows that these people are about 40 years behind the curve.
And incidentally, whether you spell "judgement" or "judgment" depends on where you learned your English in much the same way that whether you write "defence" or "defense" does.
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unknowncitizen
April 24, 2010 4:04 PM
"Vaginal Rectum-Area"
Nice
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christovir
April 24, 2010 4:57 PM in reply to unknowncitizen
I hope the chip wasn't Tainted...
If this woman has this problem repeatedly year after year, you could say it is a perineum problem.
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Libertyluvrz
April 25, 2010 10:50 AM in reply to christovir
Fanned!
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barrelhse
April 24, 2010 11:51 PM in reply to unknowncitizen
'Tain't so.
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just john
April 24, 2010 4:37 PM
Damn! They're on to us!
We thought it would be so easy to just put self-attaching RFID chips in their breakfast cereals, but they're TOO SMART for it!
Back to the drawing board, Pinky.
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SantaMonica
April 24, 2010 4:39 PM
I thought barcodes were the mark of the beast. I guess even the devil falls victim to planned obsolescence.
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Matt Jones
April 24, 2010 5:30 PM in reply to SantaMonica
It's part of the time-honored end-of-the-worlder tradition of moving the goalposts. The date of the Rapture keeps moving forward, the Nostradamus crowd keeps changing the "Antichrist" (it was the Ayatollah for a while, then Quadafi, then Saddam, now I think they're reading "Mabus" to somehow be "Obama" - YMMV)
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M.L.H.
April 25, 2010 10:37 AM in reply to Matt Jones
The Anti-Christ is a very fickle villain. Years ago, some swore it was Mussolini. And for left wing Christians of a certain bent, the number of letters in the three names of Ronald Wilson Reagan gave them a sense of foreboding.
There is a pre-disposition to believing weird stuff in some humans. I don't have proof, but I wouldn't be surprised if it discovered to be genetic.
Or maybe those people have the good computer chips that pick up the messages from our alien overlords but DON'T cause rectal-vaginal discomfort.
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Mary Alice
April 24, 2010 5:47 PM in reply to SantaMonica
It's true. And, as I heard Bo Gritz (yes, he's still among us) declare some years ago at a meeting in Phoenix when 4 more numbers were being added to zip codes, " What is 5 plus the 4 numbers THEY want to add to the zip codes? Yes, it's 9. What is 2 times 9 ? Yes, it's 18. How many 6s are in 18? Yes, 3. What does THAT mean? 666..the sign of the DEVIL!" We went to scoff and boy, did he give us plenty to scoff about. Like death and taxes, the crazies are always with us.
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datora
April 24, 2010 7:35 PM in reply to Mary Alice
I think you're confusing that story with one of Glenn Beck's blackboard screeds ... do you recall uncontrolled girly-man weeping for Amerikkka at the conclusion?
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M.L.H.
April 25, 2010 10:29 AM in reply to Mary Alice
He may be crazy, but he still has strong arithmetic skills. That bodes well for a math teacher like me.
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Rumor Tumor
April 25, 2010 3:58 PM in reply to Mary Alice
Bo Gritz was a Viet Nam Vet...Green Beret colonel....no slouch when it comes to "sticking his neck out" for good causes (returning POWS after the war).
I'll happily stand with the likes of Bo Gritz anyday....regardless of how dubious his new math is.
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acf_ma
April 24, 2010 4:44 PM
Sigh.
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mjeffn
April 24, 2010 4:45 PM
it would make taking the census easy
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mjeffn
April 24, 2010 4:46 PM
think of all the time wasted taking attendance in school
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Backcountry
April 24, 2010 4:48 PM
Now the next thing we need is legal protection against bodily invasion by alien beings.
That will halt the alien invasion dead in its tracks.
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Richardxx
April 24, 2010 5:40 PM in reply to Backcountry
Never happen. It would more than decimate the leadership of the conservative movement. Probably starting with Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and almost all the evangelical preachers.
You didn't think they were still human, did you?
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datora
April 24, 2010 7:42 PM in reply to Backcountry
Because, aliens are so awesomely in fear of teh Aw3s0mn3ss of our awesome legal system that they would immediately scuttle their anal probe program and slink back to their own planet.
Or, maybe they might just claim they're Catholic priests and have the Pope assign them to a remote school for the deaf. Not only would they be outside the reach of our legal system, they would be as tax-free as a Teabuggerer. Win-win-win all around ...
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JoshQuasimoto
April 24, 2010 5:03 PM
I am imagining that many of these bills were sponsored and brought to the legislator by conservatives/republicans. So here we have it yet again the party of drama, the party of paranoia and apparently the party against unsupported microchip implants.
This bill is a waste of the taxpayers time and should be a waste against our elected officials intelligence. I mean its not like these states don't have bigger issues to deal with like unemployment, immigration, water, agriculture and power. Here we have the party which says they are about family values, who say that fiscal restraint is its aim, who for 30 years have fought tooth an nail for deregulation and here we have them asking for regulation for a unsupported deeply paranoid fantasy and wasting the taxpayers money to do it.
With the chicken thing this week and then this, and added the tea-baggers heated rhetoric and I think it is safe to say that the GOP and the conservatives are a dangerous culture in our America. Misguided, full of hate, paranoia and deeply almost deliberately misinformed
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Chris Brown
April 24, 2010 5:26 PM
I wonder how many of the anti-microchip implantation whackjobs carry around GPS enabled mobile phones.
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AnnieW
April 24, 2010 5:35 PM in reply to Chris Brown
Then they can buy their wives the latest in GPS tracking underwear.
http://musthave.org/gps-underwear/
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Mary Alice
April 24, 2010 5:34 PM
All of these anti-implanted microchip laws should include one exception:
Any one who claims to have had a microchip implanted in them without their permission should be microchipped instantly and monitored constantly for the rest of their days to see what else they might be up to.
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Mary Alice
April 24, 2010 5:36 PM
All of these anti-implanted microchip laws should include one exception:
Any one who claims to have had a microchip implanted in them without their permission should be microchipped instantly and monitored constantly for the rest of their days to see what else they might be up to.
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jeffgee
April 24, 2010 5:54 PM
Virginia Delegate Mark Cole (R-Fredericksburg), who sponsored an implant-ban bill, told The Washington Post: "My understanding -- I'm not a theologian -- but there's a prophecy in the Bible that says you'll have to receive a mark, or you can neither buy nor sell things in end times," Cole said. "Some people think these computer chips might be that mark."
Privacy concerns notwithstanding, there's nothing like using the Revelations hallucinations of St. John on which to base a nation's laws.
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Forrest
April 24, 2010 6:26 PM
You know, I thought this was just silly at first, but now I'm glad that Georgia is moving to make this a law -- because sooner or later it will occur to them what a great idea it would be to chip their nig ... I mean prisoners, and they have created a small roadblock for themselves now.
(WTF, no s or strike tags allowed? I would rather have used strikeout than "... I mean")
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condew
April 24, 2010 7:17 PM
By the number on the chip in the picture, it is a "microcontroller", which should really get the tinfoil hats spinning.
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datora
April 24, 2010 7:52 PM in reply to condew
The fact that you picked up on that means you're eligible to skip the chipping stage altogether and proceed straight-away to the mandatory euthanasia line.
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idlemind
April 25, 2010 5:22 AM in reply to condew
Not only is it a microcontroller, it's made by "Microchip Technology, Inc" -- which may be why that particular (technically inappropriate) picture was used. Actual RFIDs don't look like that...
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Curtis Ellis
April 24, 2010 7:17 PM
ok, while i think the state legislators pushing this likely are in fact wingnuts, there is this to consdider:
http://www.spacedaily.com/news/gps-05zzzo.html
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Curtis Ellis
April 24, 2010 7:35 PM
apparently some diabetics have already been duped by the anti-christ:
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/65061.php
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Regis
April 24, 2010 8:08 PM
I had a forced dog chip implant between my scrotum and my rectum. It is getting very embarrassing to me and annoying to my family every time I fall off the couch while licking my ... They are tired of me chasing the neighbors cars, too. They are thrilled though that I am house broken. We have some old George W. photos. They put them on the floor and I hit the spot every time.
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Chris Brown
April 24, 2010 8:19 PM in reply to Regis
I recommend you stay away from leg humping, as your family is likely to have you neutered.
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barrelhse
April 24, 2010 11:58 PM in reply to Regis
If you roll around on your back and make cute doggie noises, someone might take the hint and scratch your belly. Well,it's worth a try.
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dangar
April 24, 2010 9:45 PM
Being halfway serious for a moment....if forced implantation were constitutional and a feasible option, it seems to me that some people, i.e. like convicted pedophiles, might benefit from this. If chemical castration and ankle bracelets don't work, this might.
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AnnieW
April 24, 2010 10:17 PM in reply to dangar
My guess is, the very people that are the most frightened of this possibility, will be the most casual about "others" needing it.
First child molestors, then the rapists, then suspected drug dealers, then anyone ever accused of soliciting a prostitute, then gang members, then people who have had a D.U.I., then anyone who has had a restraining order, etc. Pretty soon, it will be anyone the cops think would be easier to keep track of if they had a chip.
Maybe all immigrants can carry a chip around in their required papers...I bet there are some that would love that.
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unknowncitizen
April 25, 2010 12:31 AM in reply to dangar
Benefit? So what about the chips have you learned that lead you to believe they might prevent a chipped pedophile from craving a victim or help the small nearly helpless victim stave off the chipped predator?
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condew
April 25, 2010 12:00 PM in reply to unknowncitizen
Maybe Fisher Price could market Tickle Me Elmo's Pedophile RFID chip reader, which yells "Run Away" when it detects a pedophile chip.
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fkaZk0sm0
April 26, 2010 9:45 AM in reply to unknowncitizen
what have you read that proves that it couldn't??
would you be opposed to courts requiring medication for people convicted of criminal offenses who are a danger to themselves or others?
what level of proof that medications could help would you need?
would you require a different level of proof if the proscription was electro/mechanical rather than bio/chemical??
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AliceT
April 24, 2010 10:45 PM
It really is a serious problem: in the past few months I have received a couple of emails from people who believe they have been implanted with chips that can read their thoughts and/or tell them what to do. I'm sure that these bills aren't going to help convince them to get treatment.
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chameleon
April 25, 2010 9:00 AM in reply to AliceT
I think you need to get off that mailing list....
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FawkesFOX
April 24, 2010 11:30 PM
While I have no interest in seeing anyone microchipped, I do think there's an argument to be made for having bark collars put on these Georgia legislators.
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JEP07
April 25, 2010 8:41 AM in reply to FawkesFOX
...will they auction-off rights to the remote control?
Pay off their state deficit, doncha know.
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ender
April 25, 2010 1:31 AM
This is a issue about body rights, and this article is irresponsibly making a joke of what could be an important issue in the future.
Right now there are only crazy people who think they have government implants. However, ten years from now this type of technology could become a cheaper and more reliable form of tracking then current methods. You're going to have people from the right screaming that we should implant these in all known child sex offenders, and parents who want to implant them in their own children to keep tabs on them.
Since everyone doesn't respect bodily integrity equally, maybe it's important to get these bans in place while everyone thinks its a joke.
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fkaZk0sm0
April 26, 2010 10:09 AM in reply to ender
first, let us establish that the rights of people convicted of crimes are different from the rights of people who have not been convicted of a crime.
where do you stand on the question of court-required medication for people convicted of certain crimes in which, say, a chemical imbalance was a contributing or causal factor?
how would that court order be different from incarceration?
should it not be an option? what of the violent schyzophrenic who attacks someone at a bus station and is a danger to himself and others?
would proscribing bio/chemical technology differ from proscribing 'microchip' technology in any fundamental way?
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fkaZk0sm0
April 26, 2010 10:24 AM in reply to ender
or, if your concern is 'tracking', how would an implanted chip be fundamentally different from current 'electronic tether' technology that is attached externally??
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Nancy Irving
April 25, 2010 2:48 AM
What you wannna bet these folks will change their tune in a big way, as soon as someone proposes implanting tracking chips in illegal aliens.
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OhioMan
April 25, 2010 7:12 AM
Not to be dense, but what is it that these "chips" are supposed to do once they are implanted? Do they (1) track your location, (2) read your thoughts and report them to the authorities, (3) inject thoughts into the brain that the authorities want you to think?
Since (2) and (3) are patently absurd at this point, I assume the furor is over location tracking. I wish the article had clarified exactly what it is that these people think will happen.
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chameleon
April 25, 2010 9:01 AM in reply to OhioMan
You are seriously trying to make sense out this??? LMAO
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Daddy Love
April 25, 2010 11:24 AM
666 - the number of the chicken
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bluestatedon
April 25, 2010 12:11 PM
I think all Republican donors, elected politicians, and party execs should be chipped with a link to an online GPS tracking system so that we can all be alerted when they enter an S&M/bondage night club, house of prostitution, or airport restroom.
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sukabi
April 25, 2010 1:21 PM
while a lot of you are laughing thinking this is a joke, chipping folks whether for immigration or for information access has been being pushed or in the last link occurring since 2006....
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NerdRage
April 25, 2010 1:35 PM in reply to sukabi
OH NOES! VOLUNTARY CHIPPING! ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!
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sukabi
April 25, 2010 2:25 PM in reply to NerdRage
wrt immigration, where's the voluntary part?
and also, once a company starts a program of chipping a person, instead of giving them an access card, what's to stop them from doing away with the card altogether?
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bluestatedon
April 25, 2010 8:58 PM
"people who believe they have been implanted with chips"
Ten years ago they would have been telling you that they were abducted by aliens and anally probed, but that's passé now. I guess the one consistent element is that people are still claiming liberties were taken with their orifices. Come to think of it, these folks probably believe Obama IS an alien, and not just from Kenya.
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Leftflank
April 25, 2010 11:38 PM
Can't you just take it back out? Maybe swap with friends or drunks who fall asleep at parties? What would you have to take off at the airport? What if someone else checks out for you at the Market? Hows about an anti-chip or liberal hippie chip?
What if, what if, what if???
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Logan
April 26, 2010 9:08 AM
We know they'd be in favor of abortion of you could prove the baby was gay, now let's see if they'd be in favor of chipping if we only use it to track "Mexican Bandits".
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Johann
April 26, 2010 10:59 AM
Damn. Let's really call their bluff and only insert unwanted tracking chips in lawmakers, legislators, politicians, and lobbyists.
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Tosh
May 12, 2010 7:37 AM
The Anti-Christ is a very fickle villain. Years ago, some swore it was Mussolini. And for left wing Christians of a certain bent, the number of letters in the three names of Ronald Wilson Reagan gave them a sense of foreboding.
There is a pre-disposition to believing weird stuff in some humans. I don't have proof, but I wouldn't be surprised if it discovered to be genetic.
Or maybe those people have the good computer chips that pick up the messages from our alien overlords but DON'T cause rectal-vaginal discomfort.
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Cuddlywolverine
September 12, 2010 9:58 AM
A microchip can tell you where someone is. The only good news? It can't tell you what they're doing while they're there. The microchip is the disgusting factual wave of the impending controls systems. If you think it's funny, it's only because it hasn't been forced on you yet.
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