GA Woman To State Judiciary Committee: DoD Implanted A Microchip Inside Me

And if the esteemed legislator had asked if the chip remained in place there would he a debate on whether the questioner or the answer was more anal retentive.

All you good Repugs better rip out those pacemakers and heart monitors right now! They use them to track your guns!

I'm introducing a bill requiring all patriotic Americans to love our flag.

The fever swamp is now the fever sargasso sea.

One of the commenters on the Atlanta Journal-Constitution comment board quipped, "The Republicans have found their next VP nominee." Nuff said.

Forcibly implanting a microchip in someone's vaginal-rectum area is only a misdemeanor in Georgia?!? I think that's the real scandal here.

They can't implant the microchips into the brains of these folks because the chips are too big to fir.

This is a fairly common paranoid delusion. Valerie Solanas, who shot Andy Warhol, also believed secret agents planted a transmitter in her uterus.

But hey, in this lady's case, it could be real.

"Willard thanked the woman for her input, and the committee later approved the bill."

The committee then immediately adjourned to check whether the tingling sensations around their noses was due to their own chips.

This is an undeniable demonstration of what a great country this is. That someone so patently unhinged is able to remain at large and, indeed, then testify before a governmental body considering a remarkably lunatic proposition.....it takes one's breath away.

I'm sure she's a birther. In the interest of accountability, I demand to see this implant ... IN SITU.

'vaginal-rectum'?!??

since 'vaginal' is an adjective and 'rectum' is a noun, i can only guess that 'vaginal' is modifying 'rectum' in this construction. and yet i'm having trouble picturing what exactly a vaginal rectum would look like... guess i'll have to fire up ye olde google image search....

Comedy writers get paid to think up stuff that isn't half this funny. Sometimes you gotta just love what fruit the Republican craziness bears.

Every time she has an orgasm, a little LED displays OOH!

Your Republican Party: Defending the nation against schizophrenic paranoid delusions since 1854.

Yeah, obviously, we're gonna need a whole lot more microchips. On the plus side, you no longer have to carry your Starbucks card.

Shooter thought doctor implanted tracking chip
Wednesday, April 21, 2010 2:51 AM

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - A mentally ill gunman who killed a hospital worker and wounded two others was upset with a doctor who he thought had implanted a monitoring device during an appendectomy in 2001, police said yesterday.

Knoxville Police Chief Sterling Owen IV said Abdo Ibssa first entered a medical tower near Parkwest Medical Center and asked for the doctor. After being told the doctor wasn't there, Ibssa went to another area where patients are discharged and opened fire with a revolver.

He killed himself after shooting the three women. He would have been 39 yesterday.

"There was less than five seconds from the time of the first shot until the last shot," Owen said.

Investigators found a note at Ibssa's Knoxville apartment in which he said the doctor had implanted a chip that was being used to track his movements, Owen said.

Haloperidol, an antipsychotic medication used to treat schizophrenia and Tourette's syndrome, also was found at his apartment, but investigators think he hadn't been using it.

that explains that tingly feeling.

Who elects these people? I cannot claim to hold Georgia in high esteem but I am sure that 51% of voting Georgians aren't idiots. How does this happen? I watched the Arizona state legislature from the balcony some years ago and It was like watching a large group of 13 year old middle-school drop-outs arguing loudly and with conviction about who could make the most authentic fart sounds. Who elects these people? Why hasn't the U.S. self-destructed? Who are these people and where do they come from? How did they avoid education altogether? Such a puzzlement.

wow they are such lunatics, they just need to stop all that nonsense

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