
In Alabama, a state PAC recently went on the air with an ad attacking one of the Republican gubernatorial candidates for supporting the teaching of evolution in schools and for saying that parts of the Bible aren't true.
The candidate, Bradley Byrne, responded with a lengthy press release vehemently defending his belief in creationism and the infallible truth of the Bible.
"As a Christian and as a public servant, I have never wavered in my belief that this world and everything in it is a masterpiece created by the hands of God," Byrne wrote. "As a member of the Alabama Board of Education, the record clearly shows that I fought to ensure the teaching of creationism in our school text books. Those who attack me have distorted, twisted and misrepresented my comments and are spewing utter lies to the people of this state."
He went on: "I believe the Bible is the Word of God and that every single word of it is true ... My faith is at the center of my life and my belief in Jesus Christ as my personal savior and Lord guides my every action."
Watch the ad:
The group behind the ad and others attacking Byrne's conservative credentials is called the True Republican PAC. Interestingly, as the Montgomery Advertiser reported last month, the PAC has gotten most of its money from the teachers' union -- or, more accurately, from a collection of other PACs heavily funded by the union.
According to the Advertiser, members of the Alabama Education Association have a beef with Byrne for his past attempts to ban the employees of two-year colleges from serving in the state legislature.
(H/T Political Wire)


mans_best_friend
May 11, 2010 6:54 PM
The Republicans created this monster, now it's devouring them. It's amazing to me to watch these guys vie for the title of Most Insane Candidate. You have to wonder where it ends.
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Scyth
May 11, 2010 9:22 PM in reply to mans_best_friend
Well, if they ever get to run the show, it will end in nukes flying somewhere while most of us end up in camps as enemies of the State.
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expat46
May 11, 2010 10:45 PM in reply to Scyth
It Can Happen Here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_Can%27t_Happen_Here
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cwnidog
May 12, 2010 12:16 AM in reply to expat46
An excellent book. And it sure as hell can happen here. People try to make it happen all the time. The slogans and the scapegoats change, but it's just the same old bullshit in a new wrapper. That is, giving the rubes someone to hate makes them much easier to control while you pick their pockets and make it so that when they finally do notice, they're powerless to change things.
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JNagarya
May 12, 2010 1:16 AM in reply to cwnidog
Oh yeah? Then waht about THIS! --
"As a Christian and as a public servant, I have never wavered in my belief that this world and everything in it is a masterpiece created by the hands of God,"
_____
"God" has hands! So now we can fingerprint "Him" and compare the prints with the official Fingerprints in the "bible"!
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EastWest
May 12, 2010 8:28 AM in reply to JNagarya
These guys are going to be seriously pissed when they find out God has brown skin.
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LEP
May 12, 2010 9:47 AM in reply to EastWest
His son is now the President of the United States ;)
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CityGuy
May 12, 2010 9:34 AM in reply to JNagarya
I am personally against teaching Cretinism in public schools. But since it is so widely taught in the south-and Texas-I fear that I am losing the battle against Cretinism here in America.
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JBL1955
May 12, 2010 2:33 PM in reply to CityGuy
"Cretinism"
Maybe I need to get out more, but that's the first time I've seen that term and I'm just gob-smacked.
Perfect. Absolutely perfect. Thank you!
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CityGuy
May 12, 2010 4:19 PM in reply to JBL1955
No problem. The term seems to fit the mind-set.
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SOS ICEBERG
May 12, 2010 11:53 AM in reply to JNagarya
Of course he has hands...that's where he writes notes to himself.
Like I've said, you're only safe on the island of Manhattan, not out there in America...particularly that part.
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donquijoterocket
May 13, 2010 9:03 AM in reply to JNagarya
That and I've never quite figured out why an omnipotent, omniscient deity would require a gender.
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Jack of All Tirades
May 12, 2010 11:09 AM in reply to expat46
Actually, networks attempted to bring "It Can't Happen Here" to U.S. shores in the form of a TV movie. Of course network executives thought that fascism was a bit too cerebral, so it was packaged into the TV show, 'V' (now resurrected with the excellent Elizabeth Mitchell).
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mophan
May 11, 2010 11:50 PM in reply to mans_best_friend
I am not wondering. It is too dreadful to even contemplate.
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SuperJoe
May 12, 2010 11:20 AM in reply to mans_best_friend
There are glassy-eyed armageddonists among us, who really do feel glee when talking about the day when the stuff hits the fan and almost all of us die.
God, please don't let them be elected, please take them all now.
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Mary Alice
May 12, 2010 11:22 PM in reply to mans_best_friend
Hopefully in November........
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midnight rambler
May 11, 2010 6:56 PM
The saddest part is that this his statement will almost certainly help him.
And people wonder why our universities are full of foreign students instead of Americans.
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chameleon
May 11, 2010 7:19 PM in reply to midnight rambler
It really is pathetic isn't it? We are well on our way to being a third rate country and part of the reason is people like this guy and his ilk
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Brownbagger
May 11, 2010 8:02 PM in reply to chameleon
I was educated in the South. I learned to type. That's about it.
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Marinus van der Lubbe
May 11, 2010 8:13 PM in reply to Brownbagger
I live in it now..and am forgetting how!
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Brownbagger
May 11, 2010 8:20 PM in reply to Marinus van der Lubbe
I find that not cracking the bottle of bourbon open until after noon helps. But that's just me.
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Brownbagger
May 11, 2010 8:21 PM in reply to Marinus van der Lubbe
By the way, dude, LOL!
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Marinus van der Lubbe
May 11, 2010 8:25 PM in reply to Brownbagger
What's new? You have missed absolutely nothing in here. Shit in, shit out.
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Brownbagger
May 11, 2010 8:37 PM in reply to Marinus van der Lubbe
Working on a book, dude. Deadlines. Still, got to check in now and then.
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Marinus van der Lubbe
May 11, 2010 8:50 PM in reply to Brownbagger
I know from when youre coming.,.working on a diss myself. Gray hair and Stolichnaya...
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Sailormarlowe
May 11, 2010 9:02 PM in reply to Marinus van der Lubbe
Yeah, you know when he's coming, and when he's about to...with your experience. Heeheeheehee
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RocketEngineer
May 11, 2010 9:13 PM in reply to Sailormarlowe
Hey it's the sailorfelchqueen (I say you're lower-case all the way).
You're queering up the thread, so go find some other place to spew.
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Marinus van der Lubbe
May 11, 2010 9:35 PM in reply to RocketEngineer
Is he low-rent or what? What's up, RE?
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RocketEngineer
May 11, 2010 9:47 PM in reply to Marinus van der Lubbe
Low rent? Shit, no rent.
Down-thread he seriously stretches the "reasonable use" of Lynyrd Skynyrd's lyrics. ' Bet he doesn't even own the album, much less paid royalties.
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cwnidog
May 12, 2010 12:05 AM in reply to RocketEngineer
Ah, so he's a squatter. Why am I not surprised?
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sailormoron
May 12, 2010 11:50 AM in reply to Sailormarlowe
I only support people I want to have sex with. I want to have sex with Sweet Sarah and Marvelous Michelle. The fact that they are dumb as posts and only have about fourteen brain cells between them doesn't matter. Only my infantile sex drive matters!
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Marinus van der Lubbe
May 12, 2010 4:45 PM in reply to sailormoron
hear hear for infantile sex drives!!
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Ugg the Repug
May 13, 2010 12:57 PM in reply to sailormoron
Har har har. You have Ugg Neanderthal DNA. Want borrow my hammer for weekend? Go clubbing? Har har har.
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midnight rambler
May 12, 2010 2:50 AM in reply to Marinus van der Lubbe
* Note: the "3" is silent.
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Nowukkers
May 12, 2010 12:38 PM in reply to midnight rambler
Quoting Tom Lehrer gets you bonus points. The truly shocking thing here is that the teachers union - supposedly and notionally a progressive (for Alabama) entity representing the ones in charge of actually teaching the children - is promoting this fucked-up Creationism bullshit. Did reality take a permanent vacation in the Yellowhammer state? Well my flying spaghetti monster has better magic beans than theirs - so there.
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JBL1955
May 12, 2010 2:31 PM in reply to Nowukkers
Don't be ridiculous. The flying spaghetti monster and magic beans? Hogwash.
Everyone knows the flying spaghetti monster doesn't use magic beans. They're called "meatballs."
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Nowukkers
May 12, 2010 3:52 PM in reply to JBL1955
Well, my flying spaghetti monster has magic beans - she's vegetarian. In fact they're magic fava beans with a nice chianti [Creepy slurpy noise].
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*
May 11, 2010 9:19 PM in reply to Brownbagger
So was I, but I at least paid attention in to my geography lessons and knew there was other, more intelligent life forms on the other side of the state's borders.
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Brownbagger
May 11, 2010 9:21 PM in reply to *
Yep. I got over it. Good for you, too.
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expat46
May 11, 2010 10:49 PM in reply to *
In the words of Hal Ketchum "Lucy, you know the world must be flat 'Cause when people leave town, they never come back"
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Richardxx
May 12, 2010 11:50 AM in reply to Brownbagger
In fact, they distracted you from real education with simple business training so that you would grow up to be a docile obedient employee who asks no questions.
NCLB with its focus on passing multiple guess high-stakes tests is a similar plan.
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George C
May 12, 2010 10:38 AM in reply to midnight rambler
Don't forget the guy running for office in Mississippi in the 50's (at that time, he was no doubt a Dem) who in a close race accused his opponent's sister of being a "thespian". Gore Vidal immortalized the incident in "The Best Man".
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Roma Victors
May 11, 2010 7:24 PM
It's a race...to the bottom of the base.
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Texar
May 11, 2010 7:37 PM
Knuckles drag in the land of cotton.
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Ugg the Repug
May 13, 2010 12:55 PM in reply to Texar
Har har har. Those Ugg's people. News last week say Euro peoples have little bit Neaderthal DNA, but Afro peoples do not. Har har har.
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Rick Shreiner
May 11, 2010 7:46 PM
I love to witness the depths to which some conservatives will drag themselves and their party, just to expose one of their own.
The thing that amazes me however is how it so often happens in the South.
Is there any theory as to why that is ?
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JNagarya
May 12, 2010 1:19 AM in reply to Rick Shreiner
Devolution.
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Lestatdelc
May 12, 2010 1:41 PM in reply to JNagarya
Q: Are we not men?
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njlib
May 11, 2010 8:48 PM
ever notice the direct correlation between the growing number of faithful numbskulls and the ever increasing lowering of math and science scores?
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Dogger
May 12, 2010 3:51 AM in reply to njlib
If you believe that the Bible explains the entire story of creation, then you have to believe that the sons of Adam and Eve procreated with the daughters of Adam and Eve. That humans are a race descended from inbreds explains a lot.
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castanea
May 12, 2010 11:50 AM in reply to njlib
A fun exercise is to check out which states lead the nation in STDs, various crime rates, divorce, and other characteristics that one might perceive as being the antithesis of "Christian values." Good, old-fashioned, just-folks bible belt states rank near the top of most categories.
It all goes to show that exceptionalism is alive and well in the south, due largely, I'd argue, to the fact that evangelical Christianity as practiced in the bible belt stresses a sense of elitism based on being "saved," rather than a sense of humility that I have taken away from my reading of the gospels.
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RocketEngineer
May 11, 2010 9:06 PM
Wait!! Wait!! Had to rub my eyes and read it twice:
The teachers' union has turned the conservatives' stupidity back on them!?! Suuhweeet!
A liberal group attacking some right-wing bozo for not being a big enough bozo and forcing him to come out with ads claiming that, "I am, too, a big bozo!" ROTFLMAO!
I want to meet the guy/gal who came up with this! The Dems need to hire him/her to do national strategy.
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mophan
May 11, 2010 11:55 PM in reply to RocketEngineer
The motivation behind this is the key. Was it some mastermind or are teachers in Alabama really that conservative? I would like to believe the former.
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jdb316
May 12, 2010 12:27 PM in reply to RocketEngineer
I think the teachers union had some other issue with this candidate and wanted to take him down. If that meant advocating for a position they (presumably) don't agree with, so be it.
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Sailormarlowe
May 11, 2010 9:08 PM
"Well, I heard Neil Young sing about her
Well I heard old Neil put her down.
Well I hope Neil Young will remember
A Southern man don't need him around, anyhow
Sweet home Alabama! Where the skies are blue!
Sweet home Alabama, I'm comin' home to you!"
Yeah!
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RocketEngineer
May 11, 2010 9:14 PM in reply to Sailormarlowe
Go take that treasonous confederate battle flag, wrap it around yourself and burn it.
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rynato
May 11, 2010 10:10 PM in reply to RocketEngineer
here, here
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imagiste
May 11, 2010 10:56 PM in reply to RocketEngineer
a rednecked blunt
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km
May 11, 2010 9:46 PM in reply to Sailormarlowe
"You got the rest of the union
to help you along
What's going wrong?"
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Cal Damage
May 12, 2010 2:40 AM in reply to Sailormarlowe
Line from an old Dorothy Louden tune, moved over a couple of states:
"The chicken is fried in Alabama.
Oh, honey, I don't blame it.
If I lived there,
I'd be fried, too."
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sailormoron
May 12, 2010 11:52 AM in reply to Sailormarlowe
I don't want to have sex with Neil Young, so his songs all suck.
Miley Cyrus is a different story, though.
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Richardxx
May 12, 2010 12:09 PM in reply to sailormoron
What are you trying to do, prove that Freud was right to simplistically say everything is motivated by sex?
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Ramaben
May 11, 2010 9:09 PM
My theory on all of this: the contortions the South went to in order to contain the shadow that was slavery while maintaining their enormous cultural pride has not begun to untwist. Thus their fundamentally weak egos take refuge in this holier-than-thou rule-bound fundamentalism in a futile attempt to prop themselves up. They literally can't think straight. If they did they would have to take responsibility for the darkness which was slavery. They cannot do that yet. In a sense, they are cursed, and we all with them.
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Ironcomments
May 11, 2010 9:15 PM
I was in a discussion with a creationist recently and it has occurred to me who these people really are. These people will accept all types of scientific discovery except the ones that deals with the origins of humanity. They are very similar to the Christians of the Catholic church during Galileo's time (1633) where the church could not accept a helio-centric cosmology and that earth is just a planet, furthermore a tiny little planet on the fringe of a much larger galaxy. To the creationist, by accepting human evolution as valid it strips away (at least in their minds) the last vestiges of human exceptionalism, in other words ‘we are not special in god's eye’, thus debunking if not devaluing much of the religions stemming from Abrahamic traditions. I also notice that these people have no true sense of time or history thus the world is always facing impending doom if something isn't done right now to save the souls of the world. They live in a millennial type fervor thus there need to evangelize and sense that their religion is being attacked. I discovered as well that these people really don’t want a separation of church and state and don’t care really about the politics involved with it thus there willingness to go along and even out right support the corporate-ocracy not aware that they are trying to institute classic textbook fascism. They are very low information types.
I even tried to tell him that if evolution was all junk why are there countless museums filled with bones and artifacts,and libraries filled scientific journals ,etc. Hell if the planet was only 6000 years old that would mean humans and dinosaurs where hanging out together like in the Flintsotnes. You could almost see the disconnect happening in their brains on their faces when you try use logic and they just retort with some nonsense about the bible. The really sad part is that if you just changed the nationality of these people we would be calling them the Taliban or Taliban supporters and we would be trying to change their hearts and minds. Makes you wonder how effective our policy in Afghanistan is when we have these same types of zealots here at home.
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Scyth
May 11, 2010 9:26 PM in reply to Ironcomments
"The really sad part is that if you just changed the nationality of these people we would be calling them the Taliban or Taliban supporters and we would be trying to change their hearts and minds."
Exactly correct. Sadly, if these people are ever in charge, you can best believe "Bomb, bomb, Iran" and anyone else, will not be just a song sung by a sad little troll.
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AbqMike
May 11, 2010 11:30 PM in reply to Ironcomments
You are, sadly, right. They are exactly like the Taliban, and their ministers are our American mullahs.
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ericf
May 12, 2010 2:16 AM in reply to Ironcomments
I use the term "science deniers" to include not just global warming deniers, but creationists too, since these groups mostly overlap.
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Richardxx
May 12, 2010 12:21 PM in reply to Ironcomments
As a long-time resident of the evangelical xtian state of Texas I have noticed a very similar reaction to being told something they have been instructed by their leaders as an attack on their "faith." What they are trying to do is to make sense of what I said through their own belief that it's all already in their bible.
It's part of the evangelical training. They aren't trying to understand what I am talking about, they are in the process of countering what I said and doing so by making the bible appear to be the supreme arbiter of all knowledge. That's what fits into their world.
Their world is either explained in the bible or is a threat delivered by the enemies they are sworn to either fight or convert.
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onecrappyusername
May 12, 2010 12:35 PM in reply to Ironcomments
Well said. It makes sense that they would get so buggered up about evolution: it undermines their fundamental sense of identity, who they are and how the world works.
It must really suck to believe that you're special, that there is a benevolent force that guides the universe according to a plan of which you are a part, and then be told that everything you believe is a lie and that your grrrrrreat-granddaddy was a stanky ape.
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Matt Jones
May 12, 2010 12:45 PM in reply to Ironcomments
I've never understood why the fundies were so pissed about evolution anyways - wouldn't a deity capable of setting things into motion billions of years ago to evolve life be far more "powerful" than one that has to manually blink everything into existence? I mean, building a house of cards is a neat trick, but throwing all the cards up in the air and having them come down to the right spots to form that house would be much more impressive...
This of course doesn't apply to the strict literalists / young-earthers - they're far, far, far from anywhere that logic or reason could penetrate.
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NobleCommentDecider
May 12, 2010 12:50 PM in reply to Ironcomments
The Age of Mammals seems to come after the Age of Dinosaurs because the mammals ran up the hills before dying in the Great Flood.
That's why the mammal bones are higher up, its obvious librul bozos.
Its Creationism and its fun being holier than thou, irrational, intolerant, ignorant hypocrites.
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Pierce R. Butler
May 12, 2010 2:01 PM in reply to Ironcomments
These people will accept all types of scientific discovery except the ones that deals with the origins of humanity.
If you want some real roll-your-eyeballs-up-till-they-hurt fun, follow the people who follow the follow the creationists full-time.
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Scyth
May 11, 2010 9:20 PM
Translation ... "I too am an ignorant, drooling moron just like you!"
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larsvanness
May 11, 2010 9:30 PM
I thank God that I'm a sedular hunmanist!!!
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km
May 11, 2010 9:48 PM
Cowardly lion: "I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do! I do! I do! I do believe in spooks..."
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CVille Dem
May 11, 2010 10:06 PM
Good responses all -- except of course for sailorboy and his eunuch-self-parody. If he could only feel the empathy that I do for his sad, sad, self -- he might end up with an actual life.
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ejg3
May 11, 2010 11:15 PM
A number of Christian denominations disagree with the every word is inspired position and have no problem with evolution. This guy is a prime example of why we are losing the world wide educational race.
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cwnidog
May 12, 2010 12:09 AM
I hear that the winner of the Republican nomination has to give his acceptance speech in tongues. My only question is; how will they tell it from the regular gibberish?
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chameleon
May 12, 2010 11:44 AM in reply to cwnidog
Isn't that the truth!!!
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Nancy Irving
May 12, 2010 1:14 AM
"this world and everything in it is a masterpiece" -
AIDs? Oil spills? Bernie Madoff?
Oy.
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OhioMan
May 12, 2010 6:58 AM
Another day, another example of conservative ignorance. And so it goes.
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Jack of All Tirades
May 12, 2010 11:13 AM in reply to OhioMan
Man, I miss Vonnegut!
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Joe
May 12, 2010 7:57 AM
So, Bradley, tell me how kangaroos and koala bears got on the ark.
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AZskeptic
May 12, 2010 9:07 AM in reply to Joe
Not to mention, mosquitoes, horseflies, lice and ticks?
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castanea
May 12, 2010 12:17 PM in reply to AZskeptic
I was discussing Noah's ark with a creationist and asked how there was enough room for dinosaurs, because this particular creationist believed that dinosaurs were on the ark. He said that they weren't adult dinosaurs, but rather juvenile ones that took up less space.
You can debate all you want with such people, but they do not care for objective facts when they can fall back on the words of the Old Testament instead.
Belief in myths like the Genesis flood, or Obama being a Kenyan-born socialist, rather than in verifiable truths, are one thing that is causing the American empire to crumble. People can argue that the hamfisted greedmeisters on Wall Street are what is destroying our country, but I'd argue that blatant, wilfull ingorance is doing far more damage over the long term.
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Lestatdelc
May 12, 2010 1:51 PM in reply to castanea
I always like to point out fresh water fish and ask them how those came about. If the waters of the world were commingled, why are their fresh water fish?
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CyberDuckie
May 12, 2010 4:42 PM in reply to Lestatdelc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEu0cJQYOIA
*evil* Quack, quack, quack, *spit*
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JBL1955
May 12, 2010 3:25 PM in reply to castanea
"He said that they weren't adult dinosaurs, but rather juvenile ones that took up less space."
LOL! That's hysterical! How did you manage to not burst out laughing? Or did you?
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castanea
May 12, 2010 9:16 PM in reply to JBL1955
I had discussions with young earth creationists previously, so I was accustomed to the way they try to wiggle around their own inconsistencies. I would not be surprised if, when confronted with the fact that the sheer volume required to house all the animals was far greater than the estimated volume of the ark, they would argue that some of the larger reptiles weren't even represented by juveniles, but by eggs that were watched over by Noah and kin.
At one time, their arguments amused me. Now they just make me sad because I realize that a large number of American adults plod through life with a moral code and understanding of science that hasn't changed since they were eight years old in Sunday school.
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Thornhill
May 12, 2010 9:59 AM
Let's recap who's running in the GOP primary and polling in the top 3.
Bradley Byrne: creationist.
Tim James: drive's license exam should only be in English.
Roy Moore: Ten Commandments judge.
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EnnuiDivine
May 12, 2010 10:50 AM in reply to Thornhill
Yeah, it's sad. What's sadder? They're probably sniping at each other because Roy Moore, the admitted and proud theocrat, is actually leading in polls.
And Moore, ironically, is the only Repub who would actually lose to either Davis or Sparks
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Thornhill
May 12, 2010 12:09 PM in reply to EnnuiDivine
I haven't seen a new poll in a while, but I suspect Tim James is surging. While Democrats all over the country are making fun of his ads, James' media consultant understands the GOP primary voters, and the ads are well made.
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mgardener
May 12, 2010 10:21 AM
SInce when should anybody be asked their religious beliefs when running for office?
This is wrong wrong wrong!
No wonder this country is in the mess it's in.
Nobody asks the important questions anymore, about poverty, education etc. nope, more important to know that you believe in the bible!
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Nowukkers
May 12, 2010 12:50 PM in reply to mgardener
I live in New Orleans, and amongst the African American community - 99% of whom are D - they wanna know if you walk with Jeebus - otherwise they won't vote. As I heard one woman put it: "I won't vote for you unless you live your life according the Christ's teachings". So you get every single candidate here doing the Bible-thumping full time - and this is a Democrat town. Sheesh.
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The Zug
May 12, 2010 10:26 AM
Well, it is Alabama.
The stupidity and insanity there did not end with George Wallace. It's been going full force for years.
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drauz
May 12, 2010 11:01 AM in reply to The Zug
Having lived in 'bama back then & watched closely ever since, I'd take the later Wallace (he "evolved") over the clowns the state GOP has now brought forth.
& if you wish to know where responsibility lies for the destruction of reason & science in the South look to the SBC - as the kids say, "they rule".
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nowhereman
May 12, 2010 10:37 AM
It's sad to see an adult grovel before the theocrats.
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oleeb
May 12, 2010 11:20 AM
This story does not adequately explain how or why "a teacher's union" was involved in attacking somebody as an evolutionist.
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Backcountry
May 12, 2010 11:29 AM in reply to oleeb
I think it's just because Alabama is such a fricking ignorant state that even the teachers union is completely ignorant. It's part of what I call the Ignorant Rethuglican Racist belt -- Louisiana, Mississippi and Alabama.
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Peter Principle
May 12, 2010 12:08 PM in reply to oleeb
This story does not adequately explain how or why "a teacher's union" was involved in attacking somebody as an evolutionist.
I assume it's because they're devious and underhanded and Machiavellian (in a Rovian Mayberry sort of way) and figured out how to turn the ignorance and stupidity of the voters against their enemies.
They're truly a bunch of slimy bastards -- and I sincerely wish more progressive organizations were like them.
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Backcountry
May 12, 2010 11:24 AM
... And I believe Alabama will always have a beautiful shoreline. Pay no attention to those tar balls and oil slime washing up on the beach right now. It's not really happening. God will make it all go away ...
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ejg3
May 12, 2010 11:41 AM
The primary race where it was joked that the incumbent's sister was a thespian was the Florida Democratic primary where George Smathers beat incumbent Claude Pepper with a little help from the McCarhtyism of the time and the labeling of Pepper as Red Pepper. Pepper came back to Congress as a Congressman from the Miami area later and is well remembered for his advocacy for the elderly.
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bracken
May 12, 2010 11:53 AM in reply to ejg3
She WAS a known thespian! And his own brother exposed his THESIS in public.
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midnight rambler
May 12, 2010 1:12 PM in reply to bracken
Plus, he was widely known to have matriculated while he was at college.
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Lestatdelc
May 12, 2010 1:54 PM in reply to midnight rambler
And masticated with food daily.
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The Ouroborus
May 12, 2010 11:42 AM
Memo to all science labs and high tech industry professionals: If an applicant comes from Alabama, simply shred his/her resume and move on.
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imagiste
May 12, 2010 11:55 AM in reply to The Ouroborus
the applicant will excel at everything involving a
litmus test
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Egypt Steve
May 12, 2010 11:55 AM
I love that fake mush-mouth on the broad at the end of the spot: "Tryin' to look conservative." Neither one of those announcers sounds very Alabama to me!
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bracken
May 12, 2010 11:58 AM
But doesn't he look Presidential? THAT'S the great white hope they've been looking for. The chin, for Chrissake! Sufficient hair for two terms, love the earlobes, the grin, the steely-but-friendly glance!
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yellowdogD
May 12, 2010 12:20 PM in reply to bracken
And the name! Is that pronounced Buy Me?
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yellowdogD
May 12, 2010 12:25 PM in reply to yellowdogD
Oops! My mistake. I thought his name was Byme.
Looks like it's time for an eye exam!
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bracken
May 12, 2010 12:50 PM in reply to yellowdogD
No, you read it right ;)
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sherifffruitfly
May 12, 2010 12:13 PM
A clearer example of how stupidity bears the hallmarks of a contagious disease could not be asked for.
Americans requiring other Americans to be as stupid as they are, or else they can't be in the kewlkidzclub - standard.
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maya89
May 12, 2010 12:52 PM
oh man.. can you imagine in any other modern democracy in the world candidates for public office professing how ignorant they are? only in America.. the "most advanced" country in the world... ha ha ....
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Max Thrax
May 12, 2010 12:53 PM
In 10 years, no one is going to want to identify themselves as 'white' out of sheer embarrassment. In fact, I see a future with legions of white youth getting tans and learning Spanish as coping mechanism.
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bracken
May 12, 2010 12:55 PM in reply to Max Thrax
Max, you have a fertile imagination and you might be right.
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bracken
May 12, 2010 12:57 PM
Brown/Byrne, Byrne/Brown, Palin/Byrne, Byrne/Palin, Palin/Brown. I gar-on-tee you some candidate consultant has those combos in mind.
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susanthe
May 12, 2010 2:17 PM
"I'm a dumb shit - vote for me!"
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Patrick Sarsfield
May 12, 2010 2:46 PM
The GOP needs to realize that social conservatives are just as much statists as the progressives...both try to use the government to compel participation in their private visions of The Way Things Should Be™
The thing is, while creationism as science is not a bright idea, states deciding curriculum is entirely within both Constitutional authority as well as the spirit of that Constitution (people deciding how they want to run their community).
Those who don't like it are free to fight to change it (easier on the state than the federal level) or move someplace more pleasing to them. If the federal government makes unconstitutional decisions regarding public education (and for the federal government all involvement with public education is unconstitutional), their "values" apply by fiat to the whole country, are virutally impossible to change, and leave the dissatisfied citizen no place to go.
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jones0430
May 12, 2010 2:51 PM
He is a part of Idiot America.
"Scientific method refers to a body of techniques for investigating phenomena, acquiring new knowledge, or correcting and integrating previous knowledge. To be termed scientific, a method of inquiry must be based on gathering observable, empirical and measurable evidence subject to specific principles of reasoning.[1] A scientific method consists of the collection of data through observation and experimentation, and the formulation and testing of hypotheses.[2]
Although procedures vary from one field of inquiry to another, identifiable features distinguish scientific inquiry from other methodologies of knowledge. Scientific researchers propose hypotheses as explanations of phenomena, and design experimental studies to test these hypotheses. These steps must be repeatable in order to dependably predict any future results. Theories that encompass wider domains of inquiry may bind many independently-derived hypotheses together in a coherent, supportive structure. This in turn may help form new hypotheses or place groups of hypotheses into context."
In other words, he is open to proving God exists, or DOESN't exist. How stupid.
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JBL1955
May 12, 2010 3:20 PM
So this is what he's accused of:
"Shockingly, Bradley Byrne told the Mobile Press-Register - “It is unimportant whether some details of the Bible, such as people living for hundreds of years, are factually correct. I think there are parts of the Bible that are meant to be literally true and parts that are not.” Byrne has long been considered by conservatives to be soft on social/moral issues. In fact, Bradley Byrne refused to vote “yes” (voting present) on a bill that guaranteed the right for the Ten Commandments to be displayed in Alabama. The vote was 28 to 0 in favor, including a majority of senate Democrats."
I remember hearing him say that and thinking, "Wow, it's refreshing to hear that kind of lucid perspective from a Republican."
Oh, well. Now he's running for office by coming down four-square against the teaching of actual science informed by empirical data and all that. How sad.
Perhaps when he loses he'll have time to reflect on how far he was willing to go and how much he was willing to dumb himself down in order to attain elected office.
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JTG
May 12, 2010 3:52 PM
How SWEET it isssssss ...
That ad was put out to produce the exact result we see - to force the fool into a corner where he would make the very statement he has just released, nailing his right foot to Creationism. Now he has to drag that with him all through the campaign. He’s now running openly as a know-nothing, a willful ignoramus, an anti-education throwback. And, as such, he'll be getting question after question from the media (and public) on his stand on education, his proposals on curriculum if he becomes governor. Watch what happens when he starts getting questions on the impact on higher education and the influx (and outflux) of business and research monies that will follow on the state actively promulgating anti-science and the teaching of religion. This, particularly because the anti-science religious folderol he is advocating- “Creationism” - has twice been got not a scientific theory but a religious argument by the Supreme Court (McLean v. Arkansas and Edwards v. Aguillard ) - and, as such, not to be taught in tax-supported public schools.
Of course, we already know what his fall-back position will be: "Intelligent Design" and "Teach the Controversy". In a ruling that is now the model and reference for all such cases on the federal district court level across the nation (Tammy Kitzmiller, et al. v. Dover Area School District, et al). The first was struck down as unteachable on the basis of the rules established by the Supreme Court in the two cases cited above my site and the second concept, "Teach the Controversy", holds no water in the face of these rulings.
I look forward to some reporter having the stones to just stand up undersigned feet and ask this candidate, "how much of the state's money are you prepared to spend attempting to defend such indefensible teachings from the inevitable and inevitably-winning lawsuits against them?”
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And, kudos to the Alabama Education Association for this move. It should be studied and considered by all campaigns against the Republicoids and the Tea-Heads. Provoke them into taking a stand on their fringe issues, their fringe beliefs. Put them into the position of having to defend their more egregious stupidities every day. Drive them into being themselves - their true selves - in public.
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Equal Opportunity Cynic
May 13, 2010 1:03 PM in reply to JTG
It would be easier to believe that was the AEA's motive if his primary opponents weren't equally fundamentalist in worldview.
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gas28man
May 12, 2010 3:55 PM
Sad but true fact: Even Sarah Palin is not a creationist. She believes in evolution. "My father was a biology teacher," she says, when asked why.
So should we start a write-in campaign for Sarah Palin for governor of Alabama?
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mikedrevguy
May 12, 2010 5:26 PM in reply to gas28man
She can probably see AL from her living room window
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chkstr95
May 14, 2010 11:42 AM in reply to gas28man
R U sure? I seem to remember air-head repeating the same old creationest bull shit abouty having seen a dinasoar foot print with a human foot print inside. Didn't say though. wether the human was wearing a Florsherim or Johnson&Murphy shoe.
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ibsteve2u
May 12, 2010 5:05 PM
I don't ever want to see fundie righties in power in our government; the possibility of their response to an imminent disaster or attack being only "Don't worry - God will save you!" is just too great.
That response is a particularly large possibility if the cost of taking preemptive protective measures would threaten whatever tax cuts for the few the righties had managed to shove through; just ask the under-armored, under-strength military force that got sent into Iraq after Bush's tax cuts.
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madranger
May 12, 2010 6:45 PM
That biased history book was written by Hebrews, with many parts modified from previous religions.
Bradley exemplifies the staunch faithful that the current government loves...Truth and facts do not matter if one believes.
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yongfoo
May 12, 2010 9:59 PM
Sounds pretty reasonable to me dude.
Lou
www.anonymous-posting.us.tc
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Red Howler
May 13, 2010 10:14 AM
True Republican PAC? More like Republicans for Voldemort.
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Dorn76
May 13, 2010 10:55 AM
Did The Dinorsaurs stomp around in the Garden of Eden, and where the F did the Grand Canyon come from?
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Sailormarlowe
May 13, 2010 11:10 AM in reply to Dorn76
"Dinorsaurs"? Maybe..Grand Canyon? Dunno...can't go visit...gotta boycott Arizona, & sip anisette with sissy libs.
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Dorn76
May 13, 2010 2:14 PM in reply to Sailormarlowe
Sorry, too much anisette.
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Ugg the Repug
May 13, 2010 1:01 PM in reply to Dorn76
Ugg been Garden of Eden. Plenty fruit. No dinosaurs. Har har har.
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Barry Schwartz
May 13, 2010 7:40 PM
We Jews want to know when these people plan to return the books of legends that they borrowed long ago from our library.
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kennypo65
May 13, 2010 10:56 PM
Thank Dog I'm an atheist.
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