
BP CEO Tony Hayward says he's really motivated. He really wants to get this disastrous oil leak in the Gulf Coast plugged. After all, that's the only way he's going to get his life back.
Tony Hayward announced over the weekend that while he's "sorry for the massive disruption" the oil spill has caused, "there's no one who wants this thing over more than I do."
"Y'know, I'd like my life back," he said. "So there's no one who wants this thing done more than I do, and we are doing everything we can to contain the oil offshore, defend the shoreline and return people's lives to normal as fast as we can."
Watch:
It's not the first time Hayward has veered off message. Earlier this month, Hayward told the Guardian that the size of the oil spill is relatively "tiny."
The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume.


barrelhse
May 31, 2010 3:23 PM
He wants his life back? I wasn't aware that Hayward lives and works on the Gulf Coast. What a jerk.
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
Sailormarlowe
May 31, 2010 7:10 PM in reply to barrelhse
The man deserves his life back. People are more important than pelicans.
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
Druthers
June 1, 2010 5:13 AM in reply to Sailormarlowe
There are lots of citizens who would be happy to offer him a life behind bars.
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
worthlesscitizen
June 1, 2010 8:31 AM in reply to Sailormarlowe
Heheh, good one. Let's soil the whole world--it isn't like humans need clean water or air...
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
Shoto
June 1, 2010 8:31 AM in reply to Sailormarlowe
If ocean species are getting wiped out - birds, fish, etc. - what makes you think you're not next? Only an idiot could come to such a conclusion. Jagoff...
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
June 1, 2010 12:02 AM in reply to barrelhse
i agree. he has not lost his livelihood
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
sean
May 31, 2010 3:33 PM
This dwarf wants his life back?!??
I'd like my Gulf of Mexico back, thank you very much.
Will the BP Stooges pluck away, boobery after boobery, until dead zones seem life-affirming contrasted against the oily cesspool that once was a living sea?
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
Rick Adams
May 31, 2010 3:40 PM
The total population of the World is very large (6,824,417,804). BP CEO Tony Hayward is a small man, and is absolutely tiny in relation to the total world population.
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
Given Up
May 31, 2010 3:42 PM
What gets me is the sense of entitlement these people feel, he seems to honestly believe that his "predicament" is on par with that of the people who live on the gulf coast. I give up.
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
reasonableanonymous
May 31, 2010 4:08 PM
He should resign today. Then he will "have his life back." Well, except for the many hearings he'll be called to testify at.
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
CranialRectalLoopback
May 31, 2010 4:12 PM
Life back? I believe in the "family values", "Christian loving" South they execute murderers. You murdered eleven workers. I'm hoping you get your life taken.
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
WestRox
May 31, 2010 4:22 PM
This guy is a TOTAL douche bag. I saw him on BBC a few weeks ago and he said "oh, it's just a small spill, we will fix it and the damage isn't as bad as it's being presented."
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
reasonableanonymous
May 31, 2010 4:37 PM in reply to WestRox
In fact he said it was "tiny."
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
barrelhse
May 31, 2010 5:20 PM in reply to reasonableanonymous
He must have been thinking of what's in his trousers when he said "tiny".
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
reasonableanonymous
May 31, 2010 5:28 PM in reply to barrelhse
Or the size of his brain? Or his shriveled little soul?
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
MrJJ
May 31, 2010 4:44 PM
Famous Sayings of BP CEO Tony Hayward
"We are going to defend the beaches. We will fix this."
"What they hell have we (BP) done to deserve this?"
"We will only win this if we can win the hearts and minds of the local community."
"It was a bit bumpy to get it going. We made a few little mistakes early on."
"The Gulf of Mexico is a very big ocean. The amount of volume of oil and dispersant we are putting into it is tiny in relation to the total water volume."
"It's not possible to measure the flow from the leak."
"I think the environmental impact of this disaster is likely to have been very, very modest."
"There aren't any plumes."
BP CEO Attributes Oil Spill Cleanup Workers’ Illness To "Food Poisoning"
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
acf_ma
May 31, 2010 5:09 PM
I'll bet he thought he was doing a swell job, and that things were hunky dory when BP was raking in 10s of billions of dollars in profit based on speculators bidding up the price of a barrel of crude. Life was good then. When this is the flip side of the coin.
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
SaintGenesius
May 31, 2010 6:39 PM
Arrest him, try him for crimes againast humanity, if nothing else, for being the biggest asshole on earth.
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
FreemanW
May 31, 2010 7:21 PM
This psychopath really ought to be locked up.
Oh the lies that BP has spewed, like so much oil polluting the Gulf of Mexicoil.
Here is the BP "Initial Exploration Plan for the Mississippi Canyon Block 252" as filed with the MMS
http://www.gomr.mms.gov/PI/PDFImages/PLANS/29/29977.pdf
In Section 7.1 Worst-Case Scenario Determination, the BP engineers (page 28 of the PDF) estimate "Volume Uncontrolled Blowout (per day)" 162,000 barrels.
BP spokespeople have conducted themselves in a manner commensurate with their behavior leading up to the catastrophe, with deliberate Criminal Negligence.
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
PAvoter
May 31, 2010 7:44 PM
Gosh the disruption must be terrible for his social life. I guess the BP Board will have to give him a huge raise and bonus to compensate for his woes.
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
ernestv
May 31, 2010 8:03 PM
Hey I got a suggestion... take your a** back now to the UK... you ain't doin shit here anyway... after all it's not the English Channel that being screwed up it just that little old Gulf of Mexico....
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
tiredofit10
June 1, 2010 7:00 AM
Is he still a millionaire? He needs to stop thinking about himself, selfish pr@@@?
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
kfdan
June 1, 2010 8:15 AM
He wants his life back ... well ... it's too late for that! Should have thought more about safety and less about the money you could save!
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
Publishermike
June 1, 2010 8:47 AM
Pelican to BP: I want my life back.
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?
Dorn76
June 1, 2010 10:46 AM
He still has his job, unlike thousands on the Gulf Coast idled by the spill, and he still has life, unlike the 11 men and millions of creatures that will die as a result.
This guy needs to see the inside of a prison cell.
Reply | Flag Abuse
Are you sure this comment violates TPM's Terms of Service?