Colbert Fights Against 'The War On Halloween' (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - October 27, 2011, 10:34AM
With Halloween just around the corner, Stephen Colbert on Wednesday had some tough words for those trying to spoil the spooky fun. Apparently there's a new trend this year: costume... Read More »
Colbert Takes On Herman Cain's 'Classic Joke' (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - October 19, 2011, 10:40AM
Stephen Colbert loves the "action packed" 2012 Republican presidential primary. With so many characters and twists, "it's like a Mexican telenovela that wants to deport itself," he said Tuesday. But... Read More »
Colbert: Chris Christie Speculation Like 'Schrodinger's Candidate' (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - October 5, 2011, 10:46AM
Stephen Colbert could not be more excited about the 2012 Republican presidential field, comparing the candidates to "the perfect appetizer sampler platter." "You've got pizza bites (Herman Cain), crazy bread... Read More »
Colbert On Obama's Health Care Law: Only A Gecko Can Tell You To Buy Insurance (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - October 4, 2011, 10:35AM
Stephen Colbert is "pumped" now that his favorite sport -- "Supreme Courting" -- is back in season. And all eyes are on the this year's "big match-up": a Supreme Court... Read More »
Colbert Suggests Unbelievable Plan To Address Illegal Immigration (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - September 29, 2011, 10:53AM
Stephen Colbert has a -- to put it lightly -- extreme plan to address illegal immigration in America. It starts with pregnant illegal immigrants who, he says, are the most... Read More »
Colbert Defends Rick Perry From Slick-Talking Critics (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - September 28, 2011, 10:03AM
It's no secret Texas Gov. Rick Perry performed poorly at last week's GOP debate. Even Stephen Colbert admits it, saying "that's what you get when your head speechwriter is magnetic... Read More »
Colbert: Obama Wasted No Time Embarrassing U.S. At The United Nations (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - September 23, 2011, 11:30AM
"Kenyan delegate" Barack Obama wasted no time embarrassing the U.S. at the United Nations General Assembly this week, Stephen Colbert said. And the proof is in the picture: Obama's hand... Read More »
Colbert Finds Solution To U.S. Economic Woes: World War III (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - September 22, 2011, 10:42AM
It's no secret the United States' economy is down in the dumps. But across the Atlantic, the European Union is dealing with its own massive debt crisis. And somewhere between... Read More »
Colbert Agrees Obama's Deficit Plan Is 'Class Warfare' (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - September 21, 2011, 10:58AM
Stephen Colbert agrees with Republicans who call President Obama's plan to raise taxes on the wealthiest americans "class warfare." "And that is unfair to rich people who, generally speaking, would... Read More »
Colbert Agrees The Clip Holding Obama's Jobs Act Together Is Pretty 'Chintzy' (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - September 15, 2011, 11:15AM
It has only been days since President Obama "inflicted" his jobs bill on the country, and Stephen Colbert already knows the legislation is terrible. But don't take his word for... Read More »
Colbert Celebrates Ron Paul Gaining The Coveted 'Sh*t-Faced Vote' (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - September 14, 2011, 10:54AM
With so many promising Republican presidential candidates, how is Stephen Colbert to decide who to vote for? "It's like going to the kennel and wanting to bring home all the... Read More »
Colbert: Pawlenty's Endorsement Adds Exactly One Vote To Mitt Romney's Campaign (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - September 13, 2011, 10:53AM
Stephen Colbert on Monday lampooned Tim Pawlenty's endorsement of Mitt Romney for president, calling it a "huge" win for the former Massachusetts governor. "Just weeks ago these two men were... Read More »
Colbert Won't Look Directly At MSNBC When Watching GOP Presidential Debate (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - September 9, 2011, 10:37AM
Stephen Colbert admitted on Thursday that all the political coverage leading up to this week has been "bullshit." But now that Labor Day has passed -- when, Colbert said, we... Read More »
Colbert: America Needs Obama To Be More Of A 'Bad A$$' (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - August 19, 2011, 11:10AM
In these down times, America needs a president who is a "bad ass," Stephen Colbert said on Thursday. So it was with disappointment he reported that the U.S. is falling... Read More »
Colbert: I Think Rick Perry 'Likes Me Back' (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - August 18, 2011, 11:21AM
Stephen Colbert says Texas Gov. Rick Perry has the biggest "huevos rancheros" in the 2012 Republican presidential race. So, naturally, he's long been beating back all those "wannabe Super PACs... Read More »
Colbert Analyzes The Etymology Of 'Obamacare' (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - August 17, 2011, 11:16AM
President Obama is "spinning his lies again," Stephen Colbert said on Tuesday night. "First it was whoppers like 'I love America' and 'I'm the president,''' Colbert said. "Now he's spinning... Read More »
Colbert Gives Tim Pawlenty The 'Epic' Campaign Exit Video He Deserves
By David Taintor - August 16, 2011, 10:50AM
Stephen Colbert on Monday lamented Tim Pawlenty's "rational" presidential campaign after the news that former Minnesota governor dropped out of the 2012 race. "Rationality is the third rail of American... Read More »
Colbert Lauds Romney's 'Corporations Are People' Remark: A 'Civil Rights Champion' (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - August 12, 2011, 10:24AM
Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney is a real "civil rights champion," Stephen Colbert said Thursday night. But how does he figure? Responding to what Colbert called a "gotcha" question at... Read More »
Colbert On NY Post's 'Hooker' Cover: 'Analysis Everyone Can Understand' (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - August 11, 2011, 12:42PM
With the stock market in tumult the past week, people are trying to make sense of things, Stephen Colbert said Wednesday night. Luckily, the New York Post explained it all... Read More »
Colbert: Spongebob Squarepants Is Pushing A Green Agenda On Our Kids! (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - August 10, 2011, 10:24AM
Sure, it's been hot this summer, but Stephen Colbert doesn't believe in the "myth" of global warming. Take the heat index, for instance -- a combination of heat and humidity... Read More »
Colbert Throws His Super PAC's Support Behind Texas Gov. Rick Perry (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - August 9, 2011, 11:05AM
When Standard & Poor's downgraded the United States' AAA credit rating, Stephen Colbert says they forgot America's greatest asset: Jesus. "We need god's forgiveness," Colbert said last night. "Or at... Read More »
Colbert Scoffs At 'Moody' And 'Elitist' Credit Rating Agencies
By David Taintor - August 3, 2011, 9:36AM
Americans are breathing a sigh of relief, Stephen Colbert says, now that the debt ceiling deal is done. "It may have been a painful, drawn out process, but at least... Read More »
Colbert Compares Obama To The Three Billy Goats Gruff Troll (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - August 2, 2011, 11:06AM
Stephen Colbert Monday night saw a silver lining in the debt limit debate: Democrats hate the deal that was brokered. "And you know you've won a negotiation when the opponents'... Read More »
Colbert To Herman Cain: I'm Not A Pizza Crust You Can Throw Away! (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - July 27, 2011, 10:00AM
Stephen Colbert is hurt that former Godfather's Pizza CEO and Republican presidential hopeful Herman Cain canceled on him. The GOP contender was slated to appear on the Colbert Report Thursday,... Read More »
Colbert: Debt Limit Deadline A 'Muslim-Nazi-Vietcong Conspiracy' (VIDEO)
By David Taintor - July 20, 2011, 10:27AM
Stephen Colbert thinks the August 2 debt limit deadline is just another arbitrary, made-up government date -- like, say, Thursday. And what's worse, Colbert on Tuesday suspected the deadline might... Read More »
Colbert: Obama Can End All Wars By Not Calling Them Wars (VIDEO)
By Jon Terbush - June 23, 2011, 11:04AM
A war by any other name would still be totally as sweet. According to Stephen Colbert, President Obama should end the war in Afghanistan without bringing troops home, simply by... Read More »
Colbert Unveils GOP Dream Candidate: That Man On Road Signs
By Jon Terbush - June 22, 2011, 10:24AM
If only Republicans could convince that stick figure on road signs to run for president, they could totally beat Obama. On Tuesday night, Stephen Colbert noted how polls have shown... Read More »
Colbert: GOP Would Win Presidency If Not For Those 'Meddling Kids'
By Jon Terbush - June 16, 2011, 10:41AM
Who says having a "radical" Medicare proposal is such a bad thing? According to Stephen Colbert, that just might be the kind of message Republicans need to send if they... Read More »
Colbert: Pawlenty's Google Test Makes Him An Unnecessary Gov't Service (VIDEO)
By Jon Terbush - June 15, 2011, 11:15AM
According to Tim Pawlenty's Google test, Tim Pawlenty has no place in government. On Tuesday night, Stephen Colbert looked into what sorts of services could be done away with if... Read More »
Colbert Asks Kissinger To Defend Controversial U.S. Actions From Cold War (VIDEO)
By Jon Terbush - June 14, 2011, 9:38AM
Henry Kissinger has rubbed shoulders with some of the world's most powerful leaders in his long career, from American Presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford to Chairman Mao. And now,... Read More »
